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Dna kidnapping

1. This is where a man is refusing or waving a dna test and signs a pager saying he is the father of said child. This man is called an Alleged father.
2. Court letting the man have fathering rights without a test if it was ordered by law or giving the mother her way.
3. A woman lying to said man saying he is the biological father and not telling anyone about the real biological father.
He was dna kidnapping male's children
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kidnap

something i enjoy and involves ski masks and sweets - probably just napping kids. Or taking them away without their parent's consent.
We planned to kidnap my brother's ex.
by villain bookworm March 31, 2025
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Being Kidnapped by Zeus

What happens when you don’t eat enough fiber. Probably due to Greek food being high in fatty meats and sauces.

In Venture Brothers S4 E11 “Every Which Way but Zeus” as Billy Quiz Boy is being kidnapped by Zeus he screams for help and is told by Pete White that’s what happens when you don’t eat enough fiber.
After eating all that gyro meat I spent the rest of the evening being kidnapped by Zeus
by Dandy Dan the Candy Man October 2, 2021
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Kidnap strap

Slang for zipties, as these are often used to bind peoples' wrists and ankles during an abduction.
The criminals put the kidnap straps on her and threw her into an unmarked panel van .
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kidnapping a cub

A cute way of saying having sexual attraction/relations with someone much younger (usually 10+ years) than yourself. Think Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher or Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade.
“ Woman, whatcha thinking kidnapping a cub like that?”
“Oh you went and kidnapped yourself a cub didn’t you?!”
by Beks0516 August 4, 2022
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