kern

to bullshit a lengthy answer on a subject of essentially zero substance

Ben managed to kern a perfect exam answer despite knowing nothing of the question.

by comtruce August 18, 2016

kern box

An amazing girl who is full of colors. Short but sweet. Drop dead gorgeous. So funny she could make a rock piss itself. Little girl who lives in a box. A sexy box.

Oh goodness. What a sexy box. Must be a kern box.

by DangerousDern November 29, 2009

Kerned

One who simply smokes too much weed, their body cannot function, and then they eventually pass out.

"Guys, I think I am Kerned."

"Ian was definitely Kerned last night at the 1402."

by NCT420 April 10, 2013

Kern

A cool ass dude who most people don't understand. Very sociable but very dismissive. Super selective when it comes to friends and acquaintances. Has no problem putting you in your place if you step out of line. Loves food and would probably spend his whole salary on it.

I would love to hang out with a Kern. Kern is probably fucking that girl over there.

by Kingofkinfolks November 24, 2021

Kern

The way people from Colorado say corn. This came about from the way they say Coors as Kurs

Let's have Kern on the kerb for dinner tonight

by Taintremover February 12, 2019