The most influential of all musicians. He's so real it's unreal. Sad Kermit was dumped by piggy and as a result he became very depressed and started to spiral into a world of depression, heroin, alcohol, and self harm. This depression influenced him to start covering other songs that are known to be sad. He covers Elliott Smith's Twilight and Needle and the Hay, Nine Inch Nails Hurt, and Hallelujah.
Dude I feel so sad and Sad Kermit get's me through everything, I love you Sad Kermit Stay in there man!!!
by VaYnE FTW January 7, 2010

by Blarg Bilowsky August 3, 2005

named after Kermit the frog.. from the Muppets.
for someone who's stressing out big time.
CALM THE FUCK DOWN
for someone who's stressing out big time.
CALM THE FUCK DOWN
by jammersthejam July 24, 2010

Kermit the Frog: Hello evryone!
Jim: That's the raging volcano? He's a frog!
Rizzo: Maybe he get 'hopping mad.' 'Hopping mad!'*laughes*
Jim: That's the raging volcano? He's a frog!
Rizzo: Maybe he get 'hopping mad.' 'Hopping mad!'*laughes*
by heathiekins October 8, 2008

Kermit's Razor
Named after Kermit the frog who was of course married to Miss Piggy, the principle of Kermit's Razor goes something like: If there are two girls in a dating app bio photo, it usually belongs to the fatter of the two.
Named after Kermit the frog who was of course married to Miss Piggy, the principle of Kermit's Razor goes something like: If there are two girls in a dating app bio photo, it usually belongs to the fatter of the two.
Person 1: "There's two chicks in the tinder bio photos. I can't tell who the profile belongs to."
Person 2: "Kermit's Razor. Odds are it belongs to the larger of the two women."
Person 2: "Kermit's Razor. Odds are it belongs to the larger of the two women."
by Jerzy Radocovid December 12, 2022

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