That blonde in the red gi who gets his ass handed to him by Ryu time and time again. Husband of Eliza, father of Mel, student of Gouken, head of the Masters Foundation, US Martial Arts champion, and the only guy to be in every Capcom game with the words "Street Fighter" in the title, including "Street Fighter 2010."
by Soleijhee February 05, 2010
Person 1: So how did it go with that dude last night?
Person 2: It was great and I wanted to go all the way but he is a total ken.
Person 2: It was great and I wanted to go all the way but he is a total ken.
by littleboybennet February 27, 2018
A perverted elderly man who inappropriately becomes involved with his sons girlfriend. When confronted the initial reaction of the Ken to a perceived humiliation is a conscious rejection of the humiliating input. The Ken tries to ignore it, talk it out of existence, or belittle its importance. If this crude mechanism of cognitive dissonance fails, the Ken resorts to denial and repression of the humiliating material. He "forgets" all about it, gets it out of his mind and, when reminded of it, denies it.
Ken : Nice breasts
Sons uncomfortable girlfriend : Ahh.. thanks.. Ken.
Ken : You know you have lost your looks since you lost weight.
Sons uncomfortable girlfriend : Actually Ken I've not lost any weight, and thanks for the pep talk.
Sons uncomfortable girlfriend : Ahh.. thanks.. Ken.
Ken : You know you have lost your looks since you lost weight.
Sons uncomfortable girlfriend : Actually Ken I've not lost any weight, and thanks for the pep talk.
by snailtrail19 February 10, 2010
by thejet70 June 15, 2019
1. A literary device
2. A person who may be considered a tool
3. Anyone who is an avid golfer and has a farmers tan from his golfing glove
2. A person who may be considered a tool
3. Anyone who is an avid golfer and has a farmers tan from his golfing glove
1. Use kennings to create a poetic masterpiece
2. Mas, dude, he is such a kenning!!!
3. That kenning really needs to take off his glove while he's putting if he ever wishes to rid himself of that farmers tan.
2. Mas, dude, he is such a kenning!!!
3. That kenning really needs to take off his glove while he's putting if he ever wishes to rid himself of that farmers tan.
by Victor Sad September 20, 2007
A male Karen.
Middle aged man, typically blonde, makes solutions to others' problems an inconvenience to her although he isn't even remotely affected.
Middle aged man, typically blonde, makes solutions to others' problems an inconvenience to her although he isn't even remotely affected.
Middle aged woman, typically blonde, makes solutions to others' problems an inconvenience to her although she isn't even remotely affected.
Ken sues the local city council after they installed a new STOP sign that hides the sun from his window for two minutes a day. The sign was installed after a school boy on his bicycle was hit by a speeding driver and died.
Ken refuses to wear a face mask for her 5 minute trip to the supermarket during a pandemic.He harasses the workers, asks to see the manager and threatens to sue.
Ken sues the local city council after they installed a new STOP sign that hides the sun from his window for two minutes a day. The sign was installed after a school boy on his bicycle was hit by a speeding driver and died.
Ken refuses to wear a face mask for her 5 minute trip to the supermarket during a pandemic.He harasses the workers, asks to see the manager and threatens to sue.
by chocolatemilk_123 October 12, 2020
Kenny. The sweetest dude you can ever spontaneously meet. Don't let his quiet nature fool you, he is the utmost intricate human being you will ever meet. Once you meet him, he will leave a mark that will forever be remembered and cherished. But beware, his last name is a tongue twister. He is just simply lovely and a complete nerd.
by ruhmayb!tch3s January 18, 2022