dirty kelp

when you masturbate using a pocket pussy made out of Lego in the shape of George Floyed.

He's doing a Dirty kelp in the playground

by bigblackgeorge March 19, 2023

Kelp

Slang word for Hydroponic Marijuana

Bro, let me rip that Kelp. Crisp.

by SpaceAlen July 12, 2020

Kelp

Word that means “kill for help” in desperate times but under normal circumstances “help”

Come kelp me please idk how to parallel park

by Emmanima April 14, 2019

Kelp

A godly item, only used by the alpha males.
The more stacks of kelp you have, the more godly you are.

Kelp God

by KspeelMinecraft April 4, 2021