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dirty kelp

when you masturbate using a pocket pussy made out of Lego in the shape of George Floyed.
He's doing a Dirty kelp in the playground
by bigblackgeorge March 19, 2023
mugGet the dirty kelpmug.

Kelp

Bro, let me rip that Kelp. Crisp.
by SpaceAlen July 12, 2020
mugGet the Kelpmug.

Kelp

Word that means “kill for help” in desperate times but under normal circumstances “help”
Come kelp me please idk how to parallel park
by Emmanima April 14, 2019
mugGet the Kelpmug.

Kelp

A godly item, only used by the alpha males.
The more stacks of kelp you have, the more godly you are.
Kelp God
by KspeelMinecraft April 4, 2021
mugGet the Kelpmug.

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