kelping

Term used for when the intention of a message is entirely missed and the response given is of no resemblance to the first spoken phrase

An example of using the verb kelping

Person 1: (any text here)
Person 2: Ooh, it's the firecrackers.
Person 1: What? Are you on drugs again?
Person 2: Sorry, i kelped!

by ciqc May 25, 2024

Kelp/Kelpii

The most amazing person in the world, can comfort you when you’re at your lowest. They’re gorgeous and adorable, refuses to believe it. They’re the best friend you could ever have and can tell whenever you’re upset. They’re into flirty and platonic friendships.

“Damn that person looks fun to talk to”

“No shit bro their name is Kelp/Kelpii”

by Rosu3ek November 13, 2022

Kelp

A godly item, only used by the alpha males.
The more stacks of kelp you have, the more godly you are.

Kelp God

by KspeelMinecraft April 4, 2021

dirty kelp

when you masturbate using a pocket pussy made out of Lego in the shape of George Floyed.

He's doing a Dirty kelp in the playground

by bigblackgeorge March 19, 2023