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jupiter (name) 

they are the sweetest people you’ll ever meet. planet name? immediate green flag. they are literally the PRETTIEST PEOPLE ALIVE. they are so so so stunning but they don’t see it. they definitely are super smart and amazing. we love jupiters.
“Hey that persons name is jupiter!”
“i’m gonna talk to them”
“ we love people who are jupiter (name)

Jupiter Oil 

Jupiter Oil is slang for Liquid Ketamine.
That bitch was all punked up on Jupiter Oil, seeing stars'n'shit
Jupiter Oil by Miles Stevens January 3, 2009

jupiter love 

A term for extreme love-making coined by R&B singer Trey Songz in his song of the same name. The emphasis is not just on the physical aspects of love making, but on the romantic/emotional side as well.
"I've smashed a lot of hoes in my time, but with this new girl it's different. She's a dime and we're making Jupiter love."
jupiter love by Da $auce February 11, 2014

Jupiter Explosion 

A Jupiter explosion is when a man shits in a girls mouth while the girl is jerking off his dick. When he orgasms he cums on the shit and pushes it down her throat with his cock. Making this a Jupiter explosion.
Last night Ciann wanted to try a Jupiter explosion.

Jupiter Mining Corporation 

A division of the Space Corps, established on Jupiter in the 23rd century. The 8-mile long mining ship Red Dwarf is operated by the JMC.
This is an SOS distress signal from the mining ship Red Dwarf...

Jupiter Fisted 

Fisted hard by an alien, that you almost die.
Erin: "I got Jupiter fisted last night, I almost died"

Mitch: "You have to be careful with the Jupiter fisting, I had a friend that died"
Jupiter Fisted by pvilleslut November 12, 2013