Thomas Jenkins

A sassy bitch of a lad who is sexy, ratchet and doesn't give a shit about what people say about him. He has sexy hair, a six-pack (of beer) and a bladder infection. He's fit as, Welsh and in 9R1. Also known as Tom Jenkins and has a habit for accidentally showing up on posters outside English classrooms. Tom's got a strong Welsh accent and is proud of his heritage but supports England in rugby. He is secretly gay and is going out with Rhys Owen. His favourite food is paninis and plays Dylan-Level baseball. He has a habit of laughing uncontrollably in art and singing the John Cena theme song (dooo doo doo dooooo).

I can't believe he's cheating on Kaitlyn! He's such a Thomas Jenkins!

by jendigedig July 26, 2016

cum guzzling sausage junkie

Woman skank who is beyond a bitch and has moved into vile territory.

Sue: "Did you see what Allison did to me last night? She totally stole my boyfriend from me.

Thomas: "Ah, don't sweat it Susan. She's a cum guzzling sausage junkie

by Christopher Graham February 17, 2006

Junkie Juice

Another word for methadone. A junkies favorite drink.

Did you see the line of junkies outside the clinic waiting for their junkie juice?

by Raif Woulson August 17, 2010

Leeroy Jenkins

Leeroy Jenkins- Doing it Leeroy Jenkins Style. Meaning to do something so bloody wild that youll be talked about for months because it was bloody insane.

Running into a Boss in a dungeon in World of Warcraft Solo Taking on mobs of up to 100 all level 55 screaming "LEEEEERRROOOOYYY JJJJENNNKKINNSSSS!!!"

The above is a classic example of "Doin it Leeroy Jenkins Style"

by Bazwalt July 23, 2005

design junkies

Those addicted to perfect typesetting, precise marks, killer color combos, and the lot.

Yo dude couldn't stop buying gig posters from Burlesque Design and Aesthetic Apparatus. Dude was hell of design junkies.

by chris burns2 May 27, 2008

Esalen junkie

Someone who is unable to resist the temptation of the ocean cliffside massages, moon-lit midnight hot tubbing, being entirely in the moment and being able to do a lot of it naked that is as accessible as this astounding location on the Central Coast of California.

The monk like extended silences and floating nude under a full moon is the lifeblood of the Esalen junkie.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

massage chair junkie

Someone who has trouble leaving their massage chair or any massage chair they are able to access.

Go ahead, try peeling that massage chair junkie outta that chair without getting injured!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019