Jonathan

Makes you feel like the luckiest girl ever, he'll give the best most meaningful hugs, that all girls want. Very funny, but cute and insecure. He just needs a special someone to remind him that he matters and that someone truly loves him. Love you Jonnie:)

Me: Hey Jonnie, love you
Jonnie: Love you too!! *hugs*
Jonathan is the best guy you'll ever meet!!

by Gnk098277 May 12, 2018

Joonatan

Joonatan is a very special person he is handsome, Athletic and he is packing something big. He loves sports, infact thats the only thing he talks about.

He loves laughing and making jokes. He is never sad on the outside even tho he might be destroyed on the inside. He loves dogs and animals.
Also known to be a big fuckboy and confident person.

-That guy is hella smooth with talking to girls
-Ye its a Joonatan.

by Whereismydad October 22, 2018

Jonathan

An extremely attractive person know to have muscles and guns. The creator of the pork chop o stick's name was Jonathan Martin. Jonathan derives from the names jo and nathan when they had word intercourse and had a baby named jonathan. Jonathan is the name of the world's most interesting man. Jonathan ca be called John and nathan.

Girls- wow jonathan nice abs
Jonathan- what my eight pack naaah.

by coachkhater September 2, 2012

Jonathan

1. A boy which a girl spots and instantly is attracted to. She has no intention to speak to him but will gladly stalk him via all means possible. This includes staring at, searching on Facebook and locating in the White Pages.

They are prone to not wearing socks.

Girl: Wow, he is so cute!
Friend: Why don't you go talk to him?
Girl: No, it's not like that! He's a Jonathan. I'll look him up on Facebook instead.

by PaperbackWriter. August 27, 2010

jonathaned

(adj): when generic or store bought ice-cream has accumulated freezer burn

Emily refused the Turkeyhill icecream because it was jonathaned.

by manuspanus December 29, 2010

jonathan tease

Used for when someone is acting like a manipulative pedo. It is usually used as a joke but it can be used as an insult.

Person 1: Yo man that 13 year old looks hot!!
Person 2: Ew, jonathan tease !

by jschaltt’s toes July 19, 2020

jonathan sims

A character from a podcast called The Magnus Archives. He's Ace, and his boyfriend's name is Martin Blackwood. He is also the Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute.

I want to be Jonathan Sims' best friend, tbh. He seems sweet

by Follower of Artemis June 16, 2022