dirty joaquin

when you stick your dick and cum in a girls nose and take it out and make her lick off her own boogers

oh shit they pulled a dirty joaquin last night inside the horse barn

by joaquin’s slut June 22, 2020

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Joaquin and chill

When bae asks you over to fuck during a hurricane

Bae: hey this hurricane is suppose to be pretty bad, Joaquin and chill?
girl: I'll get the condoms

by thefuckingtruth.com November 21, 2015

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Joaquin Phoenix

A really wicked awesome man who's in movies. Such as The Villiage, Signs, Ladder 49, Buffalo Soldiers, etc. He's extremely talented and a wonderful actor.

Girl: Hey, did you see Joaquin Phoenix in that new movie?.....He's so hot!
Me: No man, he's totally wicked....

by the_pizza_lady August 15, 2005

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joaquin not walking

name is not walking

Joaquin not walking show how to spell my name because people think my parents are stupid cuz people think my name is spelled walking

by pablo pushing P January 28, 2022

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Joaquin Phoenix

Actor, Golden Globe Winner and modelizer

Girl 1: I heard that Joaquin Phoenix is dating Eva Mendes.
Girl 2: No, it's just a rumor. Joaquin only dates models.

by Sweet Mandy May 25, 2006

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Dirty Joaquin

When one goes into a dark ally way, and proceeds to squat down and take a shit. After done with said shit, stomps on the massive turd and goes about the walk.

"I left my wife and three hours later decided to do a dirty Joaquin.

by Jaquayvious Octayvious lll October 31, 2021

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