Sweet juices of Jerusalem

A way to acknowledge awesomeness. Like saying "Awesome!" - just better.

Dude 1: Oh my god, last night when I came home from town I had some badass midnight munchies, you know what I did?
Dude 2: No dude, what did you do!?
Dude 1: I went to the fridge.. opened it.. and in it I found two steaks and half a chocolate-cake! Such loot!
Dude 2: Sweet juices of Jerusalem, I must say, that is some badass loot for the serious muncher!

by Dallester November 12, 2009

Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem

Pronouns used by gay men and closeted trans

"Did you know Joshuas pronouns are Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem"

"Dude... that's slang for closested gay men.. hes gay."

"Dont misgender Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem!"

by ilikecookies22! August 8, 2021

adidas jerusalem

a nick name for flip flops

did you see those arabs in their adidas jerusalem

by chipstah February 1, 2007

You win some, Jerusalem

A phrase lamenting that sometimes things go your way, and sometimes they do not. A proverbial shrug of the shoulders and a humble acceptance that we do not possess the power to control everything and we must be content to let the chips fall where they may.

Contrary to the vernacular... it has nothing to do with the region pertaining to Jerusalem or any other aspect of Jewish culture. Just a play on words people.

Guy: Fuck man, I took two subways and a cab to get this show and all the tickets are sold out.

Unsympathetic Friend: Eh, you win some, Jerusalem. Fuck it, let's go bowling.



Friend 1: How's it going with that new chick... the one with the bug eyes, cute tits and pompadour?

Friend 2: Eh, turns out she's got a lot of baggage and has a biting case of Baby Rabies

Friend 1: Damn, that sucks.

Friend 2: What are you gonna do?... You win some, Jerusalem.. right?

by epilepticpeatepilepticpeat October 13, 2008

New Jerusalem

a double-dutchie over some aviator periwinkle, Long Island iced tea, twisted.

I just gave yo girls a New Jerusalem-- c-ya at the next sleepover :jayhah:\

....
& at Afters we split a Greenwich!!

by jockwebster March 25, 2020

Spider Jerusalem

Adjective: when things have gone completely awry in ways that no-one could ever have predicted, usually entirely out of the blue.

Well, admittedly that was one crazy Yom Kippur, but it was when we hit Reno that everything went a bit Spider Jerusalem.

by dr4win9f00l April 28, 2010

Emperor Of Jerusalem

The highest authority under God.

The Emperor Of Jerusalem the most powerful man in the world.

by Hamashiach May 15, 2021