When you are doing the dirty deed with someone, right before they climax, you choke them and send them back to the holy land.
Where’s Jessica?
Oh I gave her the old Jerusalem Artichoke last night, so she’s pretty much out for the count today.
Oh I gave her the old Jerusalem Artichoke last night, so she’s pretty much out for the count today.
by Powderpuffsquirrel4848 November 26, 2024
Get the Jerusalem Artichokemug. This is when a Jewish man goes down on a goyem, wraps her legs around his head, stands up, dons a suit and tie, and goes out to dinner with his parents. Avec said goy strapped to his face.
Wow, my parents will be surprised when I show up to dinner with a Jerusalem Face Lift. They will see how happy I am and understand.
by Shawl collah December 7, 2018
Get the Jerusalem Face Liftmug. The Jerusalem syndrome is an acute psychotic state observed in tourists and pilgrims who visit Jerusalem. The main symptom of this disorder is identification with a character from the Bible and exhibiting behaviours which seems to be typical for this character. Jerusalem Syndrome is probably caused by the religious significance or aura of the city, causing them to slip into a psychosis and become convinced they are either the Messiah or another biblical figures. People believing they're John the Baptist, Jesus, Samson, or the Virgin Mary have been spotted in the holy city.
The Jerusalem Syndrome is probably a supernatural disorder by God placed on the city of Jerusalem for non-religious people or other people in any different religions to get affected and become like what it says in Paragraph 1.
P.S.: For the users reading this; you can stop trying to search for the reason behind all of this wack and admit that the true Creator has probably to do something with this. There are no signifcant "lores" behind any of this, so buzz off and focus on something else that actually has unsolved mysteries.
The Jerusalem Syndrome is probably a supernatural disorder by God placed on the city of Jerusalem for non-religious people or other people in any different religions to get affected and become like what it says in Paragraph 1.
P.S.: For the users reading this; you can stop trying to search for the reason behind all of this wack and admit that the true Creator has probably to do something with this. There are no signifcant "lores" behind any of this, so buzz off and focus on something else that actually has unsolved mysteries.
The Jerusalem Syndrome is a real thing and you should probably go to the city of Israel to see for yourself if you don't believe me.
by SkyBeetle July 11, 2022
Get the Jerusalem Syndromemug. When your fucking a girl from behind then finish on her ass, then you grab some Zatar and throw that shit on her like Emerile Lagasse(BAM), after that shit is spread around and sticks you raise both your hands, palms facing her, and smack that ass as hard as you can so that both cheeks on her ass jiggle and become red. When the jiggling commences you must scream Mavel Tov to complete the act.
So I met this girl on Birthright and within 3 days into the trip I had her in my hotel room doing the Jerusalem jiggle.
by Toby88 April 26, 2016
Get the Jerusalem Jigglemug. A nickname for people who have dirty soles and heels, resembling those of people who lived in biblical times. Typically the result of walking in sandals all day and not washing off the excess filth afterwards.
Guy: Goddamn, my wife climbed into bed last night with dirt ass heels and toes looking like she had Jerusalem Feet.
Friend: Jerusalem Feet?
Guy: YEAH!, bitch looked like she'd been walking with Jesus and the apostles all day.
Friend: Jerusalem Feet?
Guy: YEAH!, bitch looked like she'd been walking with Jesus and the apostles all day.
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 11, 2025
Get the Jerusalem Feetmug. A fight in which the combatants get completely naked and the goal of the fight is to rip off the other person's penis
by bluemadeline March 21, 2022
Get the Jerusalem Chicken Sandwichmug. by megalodon112306 July 14, 2025
Get the Jerusalem artichoke sunflowermug.