jaylon

a pussy ass bitch who is a big ass motherfucking simp

random girl : wait.. is he a simp?

random girl 2 : no thats just that pussy jaylon.

by 174.pjm February 25, 2020

Jaylon

Garbage at everything he does, sucks at 2k, short, squeaker, unpleasant, annoying kid. Absolute failure and has an excuse for everything. Should delete his PS4.

This dude is really Jaylon

by Justinbylet5389 September 19, 2018

Jalompy

The tallest person on the other person's basketball team.

"That jalompy will lift you up to get a rebound if they want to!"

by Alex MoMo FoShizzle January 21, 2009

jaysome-brown

v) A undignified sex move. When a male human ejaculates 5 seconds before he inserts his Phallus into his female counterpart.
Most likely to take place in a bathtub.

Gloria: "Hey, kristen how was your date last night with your boyfriend?"
Kristen: "Unsatisfying!"
Gloria: "Why?"
Kristen: "...He jaysome-browned..."
Gloria: "Haha...not my Boyfriend! He satasfies every time!!"

by huh1234 September 4, 2009

jaylooking

standing in the middle of the street looking for the bus.

the bus was late, and I was almost mowed down by a motorcycle while jaylooking.

by bobalott May 1, 2014

jalomo

The worlds weirdest last name AKA-mikalah from HMS

Mikalah Jalomo

by lesly_wuz_here March 6, 2019

Jaybomber

A prolific nonce with a strong track record of touching children. If she's under 16, Jaybombers keen.

Person 1: Wow did you see that guy grab that 12 year olds ass?
Person 2: Yeah, what a Jaybomber!

by Souness__ May 28, 2019