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janšacup

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A cup where you store money but has no bottom. Therefore the money runs in forever and never gets back out.
A: Look at the politicians in Slovenia. They are all JANŠACUPS.

A: Who did you vote for this year?
B: are you kidding me? I would never vote for any of those janšacups.
by gogo:)))) February 21, 2013
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One who exhibits one or more of the following behaviors:

- Constantly blaming anything and everything on their dog who really does nothing wrong at all.

- Obsessed with puns to the point where they send all the ones they can think of to their friends via text.

- Frequently talking in a loud, high-pitched voice to emphasize almost every word they ever speak.

- Having mini seizures everytime someone even attempts to tickle them.

- Spending much time online looking up random videos and commercials that they find to be the greatest thing ever.

- They invent their own "seats" in cars and never actually sit in the designated passenger seats for standing still is a skill they have yet to master.

- Turning any ordinary task into a scene that mimics a porno.

- Amuses themselves by taking hundreds of photos on their phone, only to laugh at each one then delete them.

*Though typically this term describes a male, it can apply to women as well.
Ya know, I'm just going to pull The Andrew Jansick. From now one, every problem I have if Fido's fault!
by mlvd742 December 8, 2009
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a movie with: lots of unneeded humor, Awkward moments, Strange laughter, Weird Face transitions and strange special effects. It could be any mixture of at least 3 or more
"Hey Ralph did you see City Hunter & Napoleon Dynamite on Stars last night?"

"I Sure did! it was such a Jansen Movie"
by YouTube123456891 April 3, 2009
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Janssen

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a strange small creature that hides in the shadows creeping on people then when they don't expect it he jumps out and yells "IT'S A TRAP!!!"
Janssen scared the shit out of me when he popped out from underneath my desk.
by 11 black magic 11 January 7, 2010
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jansport

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A term used in first person shooter games to describe a player that 'camps' around one spot, whether it be for weapons or a advantageous position.
That fool is a freaken' jansport, always in the same corner!
by Paul Chua November 7, 2006
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janson

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Probably the most fricking awesome sharpshooting pilot in Star Wars EU EVER.
by Wes Janson April 27, 2005
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