Jakob is someone who is super intelligent. This may seem like a good thing at first, but a Jakob is a person who will throw the fact that he is intelligent in your face at every opportunity, becoming increasingly annoying until you want to beat the hell out of them and throw them into an open grave. Jakobs are usually ginger, with extraordinarily large glasses, and have no soul. They are also extremely socially awkward. Rumor has it that the Zodiac Killers real name was Jakob. They have no morals, and their only rules in life are to make life as miserable as possible. If you ever meet a Jakob, either execute them immediately or run away as fast as humanly possible.
Jakob is a jackass.
by Ujiyasu Suekata November 14, 2018
Get the Jakobmug. A terrible person. Most likely a psychopath, and will probably ruin your life. Jakobes tend to be very aggressive and have severe anger issues, and no redeeming qualities. Jakobes are AWFUL people, and are likely to be the perpetrator in sexual harassment and assault situations, as they only care about themselves and take whatever they want, regardless of the clear “No”s and “Please stop”s. They’re terrifying as well, and will do what they can to try and make you scared of them. They’ll threaten you, and cuss you, and try as hard as they possibly can to make you regret speaking up for something THEY did. Jakobe’s dont deserve anything good in life, because they most likely ruined someone elses life already.
Have you heard of Jakobe S*****?
The rapist psychopath with really bad anger problems? Yeah, he should be in prison.
The rapist psychopath with really bad anger problems? Yeah, he should be in prison.
by Imjusttellingmytruth November 15, 2018
Get the Jakobemug. Jakobs are bitches that like to talk to more than one girl at a time and doesn't know when to give up on asking a girl for nudes. Jakobs just don't understand the meaning of no! If your looking for a relationship don't go for a Jakob and if you do good luck!
by woofwoofbarkwoof June 1, 2018
Get the Jakobmug. Your mom is a Jakob...
by Legion of Chicken January 20, 2009
Get the Jakobmug. He is a creep who will follow u around at school who thinks you like him when you don’t. He will get to stalker lvl 10000 and it’s to the point where your scared to be near him. He also likes to send anonymous messages to u saying it’s not him even tho u know it’s him. Sometimes you just need to get away from him
by Syders999 May 27, 2018
Get the Jakobmug. Weird guy with bad personality. Tends to hang out at his house and eats weird foods. Jakob’s also have very weird friend groups and is a simp.
by Ok121413 March 26, 2020
Get the Jakobmug. by Idcughh May 20, 2018
Get the Jakobmug.