Jailhouse Hair Dye

Hair dye made with kool aid or other candy/drink mixes in prison because inmates aren’t allowed actual hair dye

She had red jailhouse hair dye when she got out of prison.

by Amber’s Jail House Interview June 18, 2021

jailhouse pizza

A concoction of the worst foods possible that are offered to prisoners in jail. It consists of ramen noodles, crushed up Doritos, and a singular slice of processed cheese.

Trig: I think I’m going to make some jailhouse pizza tonight!

Avery: GOD NO

by chef_trigramsey February 10, 2021

jailhouse jellyfish

Its when you're in jail while your gf is on the outs getting divided amongst her plethora of male "friends" and youre in the second tier shower at the remand jerking off with your tears and the mess you leave behind for the next guy to step in is what's referred to as, jailhouse jellyfish

Inmate 1: slips awferfucsakes!

Inmate 2: Gosh golly mr.bullygun sir that was sure a doosey of a tumble you took, you've got quite the raspberry on your noggin. What in gods blueberry muffins did you slip on.

Inmate 1: What in the f*** just squirted outta your fairy c*** little shrimp d*** f***hole you call a face!? Jjeezzus f***! Some walking worm d*** was beating the s*** out of his d*** in the showers and splooged jailhouse jellyfish all over the place

by 4WienerWaterSoup9 October 1, 2024

Jailhouse Kiss

When a pair of prolapsed puckering anuses make contact with each other. Typically this is seen as a lesbian act. Multiple smooches in succession are referred to in plural as jailhouse kisses.

The two lesbian inmates performed gave eachother seven jailhouse kisses before the prison guard arrived with her string bean clit to set them right.

by anonymous April 29, 2024

JAILHOUSE MAMA

It’s when you squeeze someone’s upper knee and it results in a tickle. Also usually you get kicked in the stomach because many people do not appreciate the jailhouse mama.

“man mars got jailhouse mama’d so bad he won’t let me near his knee.”

by pix3lcats August 6, 2022