Jailhouse Wine

a wine made in prison using old grapes

Prisoner 1: i wanna get drunk

Prisoner 2: we have grapes let's make jailhouse wine

by fluffybunny20 November 29, 2011

jailhouse hat trick

Getting anally fucked by three guys in one sitting

Sheila took a jailhouse hat trick today

by TheHolyMess May 2, 2016

jailhouse knowledge

KNOWLEDGE RELATED TO LAW THAT SOMEBODY HAS ACQUIRED BY HAVING BEEN IN JAIL

HE HAD AN AMATEUR, JAILHOUSE KNOWLEDGE OF THE LAW AND HOW IT WORKED.

by SWEET GRANNY April 5, 2017

jailhouse joint

a really thin marijuana cigarette sometimes cut with tobacco. if an inmate smuggles some pot in the jail, he/she rolls it into a jailhouse joint and everyone who wants to smoke it with the inmate has sex with each other (including the owner of the joint). The ones in prisons can be huge, but in the county jail they're thin, hence the name. On the Outside, sex isn't necessary to smoke one.

dude: this aint no nick bag! I got ripped off! It's only half a nick!

buddy: at least you can roll a jailhouse joint outta it.

by Medicine Elder Laffing Owl March 20, 2010

jailhouse pizza

A concoction of the worst foods possible that are offered to prisoners in jail. It consists of ramen noodles, crushed up Doritos, and a singular slice of processed cheese.

Trig: I think I’m going to make some jailhouse pizza tonight!

Avery: GOD NO

by chef_trigramsey February 10, 2021