Jakubec

This kid is an absolute god, they give off the "Bad Boy" type of vibes, but secretly are very soft-hearted. Watch out for Jakubec

Person 1: Whoa who is that over there they seem so sketchy?
Person 2: Nah bro, that's just Jakubec, get used to it.
Person 1: Whoa, i wanna be that cool.

by CadoAvo January 7, 2021

Karl jackobs

A mother fucker who shoved a monster ultra can up his ass but I still love him <3

Hey did you hear about karl jackobs

by Peepeewasinuse September 1, 2021

jackbag

(Noun)The virtual location in the cerebral cortex in which a masturbator solicits their historical fantasies to initiate and sustain the human orgasmic process to completion. The capacity of the jackbag is correlated to sexual experiences and history of the owner. Items may be subtracted as more prominent, more pleasureable events are placed there.

1. Joe had it hot with Sally.
Now on his own, he reaches into his "jackbag" to revisit his memories with her to begin his self-love. Joe has moved Betty and Trixie out of his "jackbag" to make room for Sally.
2. I couldn't sleep last night so I reached deep into my "jackbag" and had a splooge-fest that knocked me out.

by rburban December 9, 2008

Jakub

v. To succeed in a task or event simply by pure, dumb luck.

Dude! I totally jakubed my english exam!

by zombiequeen January 23, 2009

jackb

A raging homosexual who fell in love with some queer named Areku. Sad. If you ever see him, stay as far away as you can. Trust me, he likes little boys.

Also means "inserted penis into".

I Jackb'd him. Never felt that good since '85!

by George Mc Fly September 7, 2004

Jakub

Jakub is a very athletic and great guy. He also loves to collect stuff and build LEGO. Jakub always gets straight A’s and the girls always wanna fuck him.

Jakub, how ya doin’?

by Our leader December 30, 2020

Jackaboon

One who acts stupid, loves being stupid, but doesn't know that they are stupid. Like mixing a jackass with a baboon.

My nose is bleeding. Then stop picking your nose you Jackaboon.

by Mr. Walker-French Teacher January 23, 2009