The Black Irish

The Myth: People with Big Blue Eyes & Dark Hair. Irish & Roman Catholic decent. Pretty much the most stunning combination wether it be on a Lady or a Gent. The Unicorns of the Human World.

You gorgeous thing, you have the gene, you have The black Irish in you.

by Ol Blue Eyes October 26, 2014

Irish

If you are Irish you are one of the greatest people alive. The Irish are the most smart and sophisticated people ever to walk the planet.

I'm 12.5% Irish from my mum.

by Condren August 19, 2007

irish

A guy who can get pretty much any girl he wants by just smiling, laughing, and talking. She doesn't even have to be drunk and he doesn't even have to say anything interesting or sweet.

I went out with that Irish guy and he bought me lots of drinks. But little did he know, all he had to do was smile, laugh, and talk about how much he likes to build stuff.

by Steph21 January 11, 2006

Nipple-itis

What happens when your nipples get hard in very cold weather. This happens to men and women. In some cases, nipple-itis can be seen if clothing is tight enough.

It's so cold out, I have nipple-itis.
Did you see Donna's nipple-itis?

by Kip Kooper February 1, 2013

Double Irish with a Dutch Sandwich

A baked potato that has been sliced open, directly farted in, and then closed again to seal in flavor.

We just got away with tax evasion! Let's have a double Irish with a Dutch sandwich to celebrate!

by Dutch Sandwitch April 16, 2018

Marquise-itis

A disease originated by Marquise-the-fucked-up-bandido. Diagnosed by doctors, this disease causes people to royally fuck up. #mini sinep

Friend: damn, I just fucked up
Me: you just got Marquise-itis

by The AAC December 27, 2015

rossi-itis

A virulent disease causing inflammation of the cerebral cortex resulting in severe loss of the sufferer's cognitive faculties and zombie-like effects. It is highly contagious but is transmitted to only those with below average intelligence who are exposed to contact with yellow merchandise emblazoned with the number "46". Curiously, sufferers feel no ill effects and actually experience a kind of mass euphoria for most of their lives except for roughly 18 times per year when they are simultaneously struck with deep depression for a full week commencing on a Sunday. They compensate for this by watching replays of old races where Rossi has beaten his fiercest rivals.

David: What's wrong with Jackie and Raymond? They seem unable to focus and are running around like they've lost their minds.
Fred: They have, mate, they suffer from rossi-itis.

Grant: I just saw Borish crying on TV. What's the go?
Nonie: He has a severe case of rossi-itis and just heard that Rossi missed out on winning the championship. Again.

by Fred Eyre August 2, 2017