iona

all ionas look like that virgin short guy from weezer
wait there are 2 virgin short guys??
that chick iona kinda looks like buddy holly
someone says behind their back.
by reesesfunsizedgod September 20, 2021
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iona wright

iona wright is a beautiful, outdoorsy kinda girl. She loves nothing more than eating itailian food all day and being creative. But watch out, give her the chance and she will seduce you to death. A total flirt and proud as can be, your classic redneck girl. She is a loyal person and loves her friends, but usually has one in particular of which she loves the most and will try to protect he/she no matter what it takes. She is supportive, funny and a great person to know!
guy1 : "wow man, who's that girl over there? She's amazing"
guy 2 : "Oh that's iona wright, a total badass redneck. Don't want to get on her bad side....her good side is dangerous too if ya know what i mean"

-they laughed as they checked her out-
by california_1995 November 10, 2013
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Iona matei

Amazing guy, best friend, super good looking, charming with girls, canny and humorous.
You don't interact with Iona matei? You should!
by Ala-alabama December 08, 2021
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