intersectional gender crossing

The academic term for sex between a man and a woman

Did you hear that John and Sarah had an intersectional gender crossing last night?

by Poop_3108 October 5, 2020

Dog-leg intersection

A dog-leg intersection is one witch the streets do not match up. The intersection causes one to make two turns instead of going strait to stay on the same road.

At the dog-leg intersection turn left then right to continue on Oak Street.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Murphy's Law of Intersections

"You can 'watch 'n' observe' as carefully as you please while driving and you will still miss your turn-off, and so no amount of continued 'Oh, I'm sure it's just around the next curve" tootling further down the road will bring you to it. But if you do actually decide to turn around and go back to see if you did inadvertently pass your desired intersection, it will of course NOT be 'back there', and you will subsequently find out that you'd been within just a few hundred yards of it at the point when you'd turned around, and so you simply wasted gas and time by backtracking; it had indeed been 'just around the next corner', and so you'd have reached it the first time if you simply hadn't been so gol-durned impatient."

I missed my turn-off during a road-trip because I was carefully watching out for traffic and thus never noticed the side-road I wanted --- classic case of Murphy's Law of Intersections!

by QuacksO May 18, 2019

Free Birding an Intersection

When a driver accelerates through a yellow light knowing full well that shit will turn red before they get in the intersection. If done properly, the driver will end up running a red light.

Often, passengers will scream "FREE BIIIIIIRD!" for the duration of the intersection.

See also: Pennsylvania Left, Pittsburgh Left

"Dude I nearly died today, some jagoff was Free Birding an Intersection during rushour!"
"No way, was that the 3 car pileup at North and Main?"
"No, that guy was making a Pennsylvania Left."

by lordg52 June 9, 2022