Infant

A type of sustenance for dogs and elderly women, commonly used in stews.

I'm prepping the ingredients for our infant soup!

by bowlofbeans January 14, 2024

Infant

Cry baby bitch

Yo bro look at that Infant he's such a crybaby little bitch!

by ithrowbricksatsmallorphans October 5, 2023

Infantism

The Life/Adventure of an Infant

"Hey did you get your essay on Infantism done yet?"
"No, I don't know much about my life when I was a baby."

by BigBoyBillyBob October 23, 2019

Infantism

The life or adventures of an infant

Hey did you get your personal essay on Infantism done yet?
No, I don't know much about my life when I was a baby.

by BigBoyBillyBob October 23, 2019

Kick an Infant Day

A legal day where you can kick any infant,

small child, or even pregnant women for no good reason at all.

Sasha : Did you hear its national 'Kick an Infant Day' ?

Eren : Yeah, why dont we go hit up the hospital?

by cecile sucks November 11, 2020

infant misery

it means you were a fucking mistake the moment you were born

look at this little infant misery ass bitch
you were an infant misery from the moment you could walk, no, even before that. the moment you came out the womb

by gojo satoru March 11, 2021

INFANT SPOON

IT'S A DELIVERY OPTION AT RELENTKESS where PHISHING is not an OPTION before FISHING.

Look just stick that INFANT SPOON up your PRIME ASSH0LE and when you pull it out after you FEEL THE DELIVERY has arrived as please STICK A ROUND as you will find the DELIVERY MAN as he happens to be real ANAL about getting those package deliveries to you BUT AMAZON is still saying no TO A NEW YORK NEW YORK HEADQUARTERS but that BLUE ARROW is a salute to POOR ROT.

by FAG PARENT FAG AWOL July 9, 2022