Breakfast in bed
When you pour syrup in a girls vagina and you get a pancake and roll it up. Then you slurp it out slowly.
Breakfast in bed by Chance334 January 31, 2014
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bitch in bed
1. when someone you see is complaining like a complete bitch and not relaxing but instead is being mean to you or someone else. (usually occurs between co-workers).
2. When a person's attitude is of bitchiness and sarcasm which creates arousal for the person being talked to. Usually is used as an insult to the person of assholish-ness that creates the "turned-on, lets fuck" type of mindset.
2. When a person's attitude is of bitchiness and sarcasm which creates arousal for the person being talked to. Usually is used as an insult to the person of assholish-ness that creates the "turned-on, lets fuck" type of mindset.
co-worker female: Hi jack, i need you to write these reports.
Jack: I am a bit busy with customers right now on the phone, can i do it later?
co-worker female: Sure! in fact, ill do all the work while you chat with your friends like a lazy fuck would do, k?
*female co-worker walks away*
*bob is summoned...magically*
bob: wow she really rode your ass
Jack: yeah what a fucking bitch in bed that one. id like to lay her ass down like a mutha fucking knight in shining armor.
Jack: I am a bit busy with customers right now on the phone, can i do it later?
co-worker female: Sure! in fact, ill do all the work while you chat with your friends like a lazy fuck would do, k?
*female co-worker walks away*
*bob is summoned...magically*
bob: wow she really rode your ass
Jack: yeah what a fucking bitch in bed that one. id like to lay her ass down like a mutha fucking knight in shining armor.
bitch in bed by seannubs September 23, 2010
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shitting in bed awake
Person 1: Man this motor is going to be a bitch to take out.
Person 2: Nah man its easier than shitting in bed awake.
Person 2: Nah man its easier than shitting in bed awake.
shitting in bed awake by P-Fat November 28, 2006
Breakfast in Bed
When you wake up your partner or lover after a long pleasurable night of sex by inserting your penis roughly into their anus after masturbating previously to the point of ejaculation. As she turns around to yell at you, "WTF," you blow your load into her mouth.
My fiancée asked me last night to bring her breakfast in bed in the morning after we got done making love. I'm not normally the type for sentimental stuff. Little did she know, she was in for a treat.
Breakfast in Bed by Timmy, Josh, Branden, Taven March 17, 2011
Breakfast in bed
Morning after pill
Freddie: I think I may have jizzed in your shit last night.
Mia: Sonovabitch!
Freddie: It's cool because I made you breakfast in bed (hands morning after pill to girl)
Mia: Awww babe! Your the best!
Mia: Sonovabitch!
Freddie: It's cool because I made you breakfast in bed (hands morning after pill to girl)
Mia: Awww babe! Your the best!
Breakfast in bed by dnysgrl4eva November 22, 2011