marry iguana

The unexperienced folk's way of saying marijuana.

Suzy asked Kieth if he wanted to do smoke some cannabis after school. Kieth replied "No way dude! Marry iguana will ruin your brain!"

by Hue-Two February 1, 2018

Iguana Syndrome

A person who is not inherently interesting but introduces external and typically superficial things into their life to fake being interesting.

“Dan’s iguana syndrome is really showing when he interjects every conversation with his Veganism ”

by McDoubles Bruh July 9, 2023

iguana ass

A person who has a big round smexy ass

"Hot damn she has an iguana ass!"

by Staroidz February 9, 2018

Marijuana Iguana

The iguana, also know as marijuana-iguana, is the unofficial official animal for the famous marijuana leaf

Wow! Look at that! It’s a wild marijuana iguana in its natural habitat! It’s looks so peaceful basking in the glory of the weed leaves.

by BIRTHNUGGETNUGGER May 2, 2018

salty iguana

When a woman takes a tequila shot and then proceeds to chase the shot by licking salt off a man's erect genetalia.

I was at El Maguey this weekend and a woman took a tequila shot and performed a salty iguana on me.

by RANK TANK April 25, 2017

rainbow iguana

a man that is sexually attracted to children, a pedifile.

"did u know ____ was put in jail for sexual assult?"
"yes, he is a rainbow iguana".

by DulceDoncella18 February 25, 2011

marine iguana

Code word for marijuana

“Yeah dude let’s leave this family function and go see what that marine iguana is up to!”

by Grayson Balls January 5, 2021