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ambush horse cock

A term/meme originally coined on The Friend Society Forums. That has spread to other forums.

1. When a pornographic movie unexpectantly becomes a beastiality movie by the introduction of an animal at the point when the viewer is usually fully aroused, often to the disgust and dismay of the viewer.

2. When a male animal is introduced into a pornographic movie, often taking the female actress engaged by complete surprise.

3. When one is viewing a pornographic website and is unexpectedly exposed to questionable or relatively disgusting or unarousing material.

4. Any unexpected boner killing material found in a pornographic movie or website.

The term is used as an expression of surprise and disgust.
I was viewing this porn site once and it was full of really hot girls, then all of a sudden, BAM, ambush horse cock!

That ambush horse cock totally killed my boner!
ambush horse cock by tfcdomprice January 3, 2008
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tall tall horse cock 

A nickname for the level tall tall mountain from Super Mario 64. Created by a youtuber/speed runner Original151
“Alright guys next up is tall tall horse cock
tall tall horse cock by IExistIThink November 24, 2020

The Giant Lubricated Horse Cock 

The most sacred object of all time
Number 13
In this video, a weird Asian girl is smacking the giant lubricated horse cock. She proceeds to eat it. Rest in peace giant lubricated horse cock

massive horse cock

A giant, veiny, throbbing member. Usually at least 13 inches... In girth. Such phalluses are often deemed unsuitable for Intercourse with human women, and should therefore be used to pleasure only large land dwelling mammals (e.g. Elephants, hippopotamuses, robotic dinosaurs), or Ke$ha.

Often referred to as a great column
"Hi! Can I tear you apart with my massive horse cock??"

"fuck no. What do I look like, Ke$ha?! "

"Yes, a little bit. I mean, she's hot, in a slutty way."

"let me read some erotica while I eat French toast"

big fat green machine horse cock 

go kill yourself you big fat green machine horse cock

Dirty horse cock fucker

When a dirty ass slut gets tired of all the niggers big ass cocks she results in fucking a horse that has a 2ft cock that comes out her throat when the horse thrusts and leaves her vagina looser than a gay mans asshole in hollywood.
Guy 1: Dude my gf just broke up with me.
Guy 2: Oh I knew it was her fucking that horse on the side of the road!
Guy 1: Fucking dirty horse cock fucker!!

Monster horse cock 

An abnormally large horse dick
Monster horse cock by Jhgdt May 29, 2021