taking the hobbits to isengard

Taking a poop, going to the bathroom when it is a #2

Hold up! James is taking the hobbits to isengard... too much taco bell.

by treydawg July 3, 2007

Hobbit Arm

another term for an extremely long wang

When it came down to it, Shelia was afraid to take Dickey home because the rumors of his hobbit arm.

or

"Long" John Smith, a basketball player from the early 80's, had such a problem with his hobbit arm that he had to tape to his leg before every game to avoid injury.

by DeezEnUTees December 25, 2008

Hobbit lifestyle

Playing video games all night without any sleep. Coming to work the following morning looking all disheveled.

Person 1: I live the untz untz lifestyle
Person 2: eff that im all about the hobbit lifestyle.

by hobbit lifestyle promoter December 26, 2011

Basement hobbit buster

One who dresses up in an orange exterminator's jumpsuit going from door to door offering basement hobbit riddance services. Basement hobbit busters (BHB's) specialize in freeing countless grannies and older mothers of their leeching sons and any basement hobbit hoppers and offspring they may accumulate over the years. This is known to be such a noble profession. There is no need to exterminate the hoppers, since they will soon hop off to another loser in their mother's basement as soon as the original hobbit is gone. She will also take her accumulated offspring with her.

Example 1;

Basement hobbit buster: "well, ma'am, it looks like you've got basement hobbits... I heard a ruffling of a bag of chips over there... and I heard a fresh beer crack open."

Old lady: "Oh dear."

BHB: "Well, I'll only charge you for the original basement hobbit, because that hopper sitting there on the couch will leave with her offspring to another once he's gone."

Old lady: "Oh, God bless ya' darling"

BHB: "I sure hope you didn't name any of them, since the extermination will be harder on you if you got attached to them."

Old lady: "Oh... I named them all already. But at least my pension will slowly return to me."

by ~BluntBitch~ July 22, 2009

horny hobbit

A person of small stature who is perpetually bent on sexual intercourse

"Damn, that little guy sure is bent on getting some pussy!"
"Yeah, he's such a horny hobbit"

by avensus June 20, 2006

hobbit feet

hairy ass fuckin feet

"holy shit, did you see Billdo's fuckin hobbit feet?"

by redbeard85 March 28, 2010

hoebitchacunt

The nastiest girl that you could ever meet in your entire life. This girl can be seen at parties hitting on millions of guys. She probably has the "clap" and some form of gonaherpasyphilitus. If you encounter this person make sure to stap atleast 10 feet away because one of her scabies could infect you.

Practiacly every girl that i know is a hoebitchacunt.

by Mound Sculptor April 6, 2005