The Best Sport on earth. Where else do full grown men battle on a sheet of ice with knives strapped to their feet, beating one another with Sticks, fights breaking out left and right, and hurling 3" of vulcanized rubber 100mph at a 6' by 4' net.... And people say football is rough.

Hockey is more than just a sport it is a way of life. Inspiring young men to let their flow grow and teaching them to role with the punches and don't be a b*tch. Unlike other athletes, hockey players will go into battle missing teeth and stitches beautifying their face.
Guy1: Did you see the Hockey game last night?

Guy2: Yea the Caps better take home the cup this year! Did you see Orlov take that beating and go right back into the game?

Guy1: Of course, but you know what they say. Soccer players pretend they're hurt, Hockey Players pretend they aren't.

Guy2: Damn right!
by GuntTheGoon June 4, 2018
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Hockey is the best sport in the world and anyone that thinks different is a soccer player.
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by KING_AQUAYT November 12, 2019
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Well, let me start off by saying hockey is one of the greatest spectator sports due to the occasional fights, hits etc. If you're playing hockey, what a rush. I've played hockey nearly my whole life and loved it not as a sport but as life. Hockey is the most thrilling and physical sport (football is physical, but you stop after every man hugs each other, baseball sucks plain and simple, soccer is soccer... Boring). Hockey is the greatest sport there really is. PS canadians aren't only the beat ones at hockey, I'm from America and recently played a canadian team... 6-1. Ha
When I was watching hockey the other night, I think I wet myself when Milan lucic put that guy through the glass.
by Caidentt1 April 2, 2009
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BEST FUCKING SPORT IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD YOU FUCKING CUNT
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for the sexiest, most bad ass, irish and canadian beer drinking, iron stomach, violence prone son of a bitches ever.
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by bonniebruinsboston July 3, 2009
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