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Liar Liar, Plants for Hire

A thing Patrick Star said instead of "Liar Liar, Pants on Fire" in an episode of Spongebob Squarepants when Patrick ate a candy bar then thought he'd lost it, then blamed it on Spongebob and said the line.
Patrick: Liar Liar, Plants for Hire
Spongebob: It's pants on fire Patrick
Patrick: Well you would know, liar
by UrbanlyDictionistic October 28, 2021
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murda 4 hire

The worst rap group on the planet, formed by Pearly Cock, Harry Clit, and Lil Bitch. The also sound like little girls.
by Anonymous July 2, 2003
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who hired you?

got this from dese guys from atlanta we met wen me and sum friends went to myrtle beach. it means either who asked you to say that? or who asked you to do that?
after jamie says one of their other sayins:

jamie: chill man chill
guys: who hired you???
by Anizzle13 August 18, 2008
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Triple R Luxury Car Hire

Rotten Rooted Rip-off car hire; a car hire company in Stewart St, East Brunswick that stocks cars designed to brake down after you pay in full. No refunds given.
You got Triple R Luxury Car Hire'd in the arse.
by trippa123 October 22, 2008
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"okay, nanny quits no sweat. it just so happens to be national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day"
by petethecatissoooocoool February 5, 2023
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hiree

a godness, sexy and intelligent. thanks for being born with a name like that
"hiree is one of the 7 wonders of the world"
by san's wife June 28, 2021
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hired vindicator

A "copycat" crook who is employed by a suspect in a recent crime to discreetly (i.e., without being recognized or caught) commit one or more similar crimes in the area while the suspect is in custody, thereby "proving" that the suspect isn't the one guilty of the "original" crime, since more crimes of the same type are being committed while he himself is out of circulation and thus could not possibly have committed them.
Being a hired vindicator might have its advantages, but it can also backfire, in that crimes committed by others can be falsely pinned on you. For example, Person A commits a burglary, and then sometime later is arrested and detained as a possible suspect, despite his professing his innocence. Person A's cronies then hastily scatter around and hire Person B to commit a string of additional burglaries in Person A's local area in an effort to draw suspicion off of Person A. But then one or more other local crooks commit subsequent burglaries in the same general vicinity, and so if Person B is eventually apprehended, he will likely be suspected of **all** of the burglaries, including the ones committed by these "new" criminals.
by QuacksO June 13, 2018
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