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headless dick

A hot dog, sausage, weiner, or other cylindrically-shaped meat based food product. So named for its resemblance in size and shape to the male penis, minus the mushroom "head" or glans-like bulbous anatomical feature at one end. Also can be abbreviated to "H.D." or "HD's" (plural) for added trendiness & urban hotness, or when uttered in public places or among mixed company.
"Are you hungry? 'Cause I'm gonna fry up some headless dicks here for us." Or, "Chet's gonna make his famous Headless Dick Fricassee for dinner tonight!" And "Can we go to Albertson's? I need to get some milk, butter, and HDs!"
by SJ Pablo April 3, 2006
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headless horseman

a guy who is doomed to roam the earth looking for some head which he has sadly never gotten

a close but slightly more sad cuzin of a perma-virgin
person1:why is he talking to them fat chix...
person 2:hes a headless horseman...hes trying to find some head so his soul can rest
by Bigeast 34 April 16, 2006
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Hedley

A cool guy who gets all the girls and has plenty of fun with them. he's mainly attracted to beautiful girls uses the word dude to an extent
Person 1: you seen Hedley with the newest girl?

Person 2: no but i heard she looks amazin
by muppet69 July 19, 2010
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Headless Horseman

The extremely rare occurance of a penis with no head.
What? Do you have a hydra?
No..its headless horseman.
by Scotsburn July 28, 2009
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Headless

(adjective) Without a head. Specif., A. Organically without a head; acephalous. B. decapitated.
The headless woman managed to climb all those stairs with little effort.
by Deepspace9odo November 8, 2017
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Heebleehits

When you are in a mosh pit at a rock show and someone slams into you so hard that you get slammed to the floor and into another person as well,in other words you got the heebleehits,very painful experience as well.will happen at most metal concerts that involve rowdy people.
Me and my friends were at a death metal show and one of my friends got heebleehits into the wall,he was so messed up for the rest of the night with a broken nose.
by Joe Hitts January 5, 2009
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heezleshnoffin

"Fuck, that heezleshnoffin ordered the chez again"
by drummer1234 May 2, 2010
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