A euphemistic term often used by the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) for a public figure who has recently been fired or imprisoned or placed under arrest for corruption charges or sexual infidelity.
China's defence minister, who’s not been seen in public for almost two weeks, is suspected to have had a “health condition.”
by Fasters September 15, 2023
Effective health is a term used in video games to describe the amount of damage needed to kill somebody. It doesn’t mean the literal health, just the amount needed to kill considering the enemy’s buffs and boosts.
by LarryTheVegetable42069 August 20, 2020
The most self-explanatory class you'll have in high school. There are only a few key things that you need to remember:
1. Don't have sex...or you die!
2. Don't drink...or you die!
3. When a girl and a boy love each other... they FUCK!
4. STDs are diseases that just keep on giving
5. When someone's horny, they FUCK themselves or somebody!
6. The menstrual cycle is when a girl/woman/female teacher of yours is very bitchy and is "riding the cotton pony."
1. Don't have sex...or you die!
2. Don't drink...or you die!
3. When a girl and a boy love each other... they FUCK!
4. STDs are diseases that just keep on giving
5. When someone's horny, they FUCK themselves or somebody!
6. The menstrual cycle is when a girl/woman/female teacher of yours is very bitchy and is "riding the cotton pony."
"Hey mom, I had a great time in Health Class!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, it was awesome! Our teacher taught us how to fuck one another in the corner, butt, vagina... oh, it was awesome!"
"I hope you had fun, Johnny Boy!"
"I sure did, mom. Now, let's fuck some more!"
Isn't Health Class great?
"Really?"
"Yeah, it was awesome! Our teacher taught us how to fuck one another in the corner, butt, vagina... oh, it was awesome!"
"I hope you had fun, Johnny Boy!"
"I sure did, mom. Now, let's fuck some more!"
Isn't Health Class great?
by WhatTheFuckMan?! January 14, 2011
by Hcantsee February 25, 2009
Physical Health is the condition of your body and consideration of the absence of your decease to fitness levels.
by StormBeast May 21, 2020
A semester long guilt trip in which the teacher states one of following three things over and over again.
1 - Eat fruits and vegetables and don't forget to exercise every day!
2 - Don't do drugs.
3 - Stay abstinent.
1 - Eat fruits and vegetables and don't forget to exercise every day!
2 - Don't do drugs.
3 - Stay abstinent.
Dakota - How was health class?
Kyle - It was so boring, the teacher said to exercise, eat fruits and vegetables, and to not do drugs throughout the entire period!
Dakota - It sucks that you still have 16 more weeks of that class.
Kyle - It was so boring, the teacher said to exercise, eat fruits and vegetables, and to not do drugs throughout the entire period!
Dakota - It sucks that you still have 16 more weeks of that class.
by LeafsFan35 January 13, 2011
by sleazyice May 1, 2015