by keinemagistra8 December 27, 2023
Get the Bubbles x Halmug. A man who enjoys a good job as a top celebrity chef, but suffers from poor self masturbation. He usually gains help from a sibling or parent/guardian to finish the process of masturbation for him, up to the point of orgasm.
by JackSimmons6754 December 30, 2011
Get the Hal Bakermug. One of the best young adult novelists America has ever known. She's one of the only authors I know of who depicts the ideal teenager as not a quiet, popular, polite, content straight-A soccer-player with gorgeous blonde hair and boobs the size of boulders, but as a young adult who does what makes them feel good and takes the time to consider their feelings and mental health, proceeding to share their thoughts with others. Her most popular novel, Speak (which was turned into a movie and a graphic novel) talks about overcoming trauma and expressing emotions, as well as an overall message of the importance of communication. Her other books for young adults include Wintergirls, Prom, The Impossible Knife of Memory, Twisted (told by a male protagonist), and Catalyst.
Unfortunately, some of her books, such as Speak, have been banned from middle and high school libraries due to Halse Anderson's tendency to discuss serious issues, like sexual assault and self-harm, which has been bashed by the dangerously high quantity of fucking idiots crusting on the earth. Yes, the world is a scary place, but ignorance will not diminish them, and will only make it worse (imagine you're in a pitch-black room with many other people, but you don't know that- you think the world has blown up and you're all alone). And not only do her books discuss these issues, but they feel like a sympathetic poem rather than a scolding lecture.
Unfortunately, some of her books, such as Speak, have been banned from middle and high school libraries due to Halse Anderson's tendency to discuss serious issues, like sexual assault and self-harm, which has been bashed by the dangerously high quantity of fucking idiots crusting on the earth. Yes, the world is a scary place, but ignorance will not diminish them, and will only make it worse (imagine you're in a pitch-black room with many other people, but you don't know that- you think the world has blown up and you're all alone). And not only do her books discuss these issues, but they feel like a sympathetic poem rather than a scolding lecture.
I am currently reading Wintergirls by Laurie Halse Anderson. I'm not sure what it's getting more out of me- laughs or tears. But it sure takes my breath away.
by SweetieJew September 30, 2017
Get the Laurie Halse Andersonmug. by Muth3rFunk3r May 28, 2003
Get the FUNK-A-HAL-LICmug. by keinemagistra8 December 27, 2023
Get the bubbles x halmug. by haltoochie April 12, 2022
Get the hal tauccimug. HAL. . . Hacks and Losers
When ppl that do certain jobs take constant shortcuts instead of doing their jobs to best of their abilities are Hacks, and ppl who don't and won't do their jobs without a fight are known as your typical Loser.
When ppl that do certain jobs take constant shortcuts instead of doing their jobs to best of their abilities are Hacks, and ppl who don't and won't do their jobs without a fight are known as your typical Loser.
Bro: "Man, I just downloaded this new app on my console and it crashes every fukn time I try to use it. It's so bad that my console started to crash as well. Swear, some of these Dev's are a bunch of HAL's. I wish more of them gave a shit about the work they put out"
Bro two:"Man, I hear ya on that one!"
Bro two:"Man, I hear ya on that one!"
by H8MONGREL December 18, 2021
Get the HALmug.