When you overfill your see through underwear with shrimp and then you go diving with whale sharks and they eat the shrimp out of your underwear.
by Follow_your_turtle May 19, 2022

A fat black man born and raised in the historically gay and black state of Nebraska. Predominatly found "spooking around" the streets of Omaha.
"That Nebraska Blue gummer Storm finger blasted his ass till it blead again and there is blood all over the carpet!!
by Cornhuskers Suck Taint December 8, 2010

A gummer is a person who when smiles shows off the the entirety of their maxillary (upper tooth structure). This consists of the teeth as well as the gums superior to said teeth.
This is also an alternative to the horse face
This is also an alternative to the horse face
Bob: hey mark, come check this girl out I found on tinder!
Mark: woah! What’s up with her face?
Bob: she’s a gummer mark.
Mark: that’s tough.
Mark: woah! What’s up with her face?
Bob: she’s a gummer mark.
Mark: that’s tough.
by Matt_mcd1117 September 10, 2023

by gimmegummer May 16, 2022

A sexual maneuver in which right before the Male ejaculates, the female (or other male) show their sexual partner a picture of Hillary Clinton. The Male will then go soft and the other chews the penis like a gummy worm.
Jesse- Let's do the gummer
Jessica- okay
*shows picture of Hillary Clinton*
Joe Biden, outside the window- Fuck, she's hot
Jessica- okay
*shows picture of Hillary Clinton*
Joe Biden, outside the window- Fuck, she's hot
by DeFrates September 21, 2019

by Christopher Daniel December 28, 2019

Receiving a blow job from someone with no teeth (hence the gummer), while taking a shit on the toilet (hence the blumpkin).
Donald was the most delighted when ol' Betsy from room 309 came down the hall before midnight and surprised him with a Gummer Blumpkin on his birthday; needless to say, that's one way to keep the Doctor away!
by Willywonkered August 9, 2025
