Groundhog Sex

The act of having sex the same way over and over and over...

That guy is frustrated as hell. Must be getting nothing but Groundhog Sex!

by Sunspyre October 12, 2003

Groundhogs Day

Annual day of rest and/or leisure for all criminal occupations. Observed February 2nd, celebrations often involve use of cannibis and/or alcohol.

"I'm just chillin' like a villian on groundhogs day."

by bobcatbobcat May 19, 2009

natural grounding

A placebo technique that is supposed to turn men into women magnets.

Which somehow evolved into playing with your penis while watching pretty asian smiley girls for 1,000s of hours to accumulate an 'alpha state' or non ego states.

Dude, I have been doing natural grounding for two years and women are still not attracted to me. What to do?

Ah, it's just your ego man. Keep doing it....

I went to a poor third world country posing as a rich man and women were all over me. Wow natural grounding works !!

by The modern guru buster December 24, 2010

Groundhog Diet

Refers to someone who says they will start their diet next week, tomorrow or a specified date.

Example 1
Person 1: Here have a cupcake
Person 2: I just started my diet, but it's ok I'll start next Monday

Example 2
Person 1: I'm getting fat, I'm going to start my new diet as of tomorrow
Person 2: You said that last week. Is that the Groundhog Diet?

by rr11 May 22, 2014

Groundhog Sword Fight

A Groundhog Sword Fight is when two severely constipated individuals shit half way in a sword-like fashion and compete to paint their opponent’s ass brown.

Zac: Give me back my lollipop Justin!
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.

by Quadaplex January 16, 2018

Groundhogged

That nagging feeling of depression from living in a global pandemic, where every day is pretty much the same, and you can’t remember the last time something interesting happened.

- Hey, how are you?
- Hey, feeling pretty groundhogged to be honest, what day is it even?

by B@dg3r February 10, 2021

Groundhog

A really fat person in Walmart who has sat down to look at a item on a bottom shelf and is blocking the whole isle. they usually cannot stand back up after sitting down

Dang, I need canned cereal, but I can't get to it because of this big groundhog in the way

by LOLABUNNY May 5, 2015