A professional that deals with the aesthetics of the gluteal region. This is largely a male-dominated profession. Their services are in high demand in this increasing vain U.S. society. Ass grooming boutiques exist in trendy areas such as Seattle, Miami, and Providence, RI.
Bob: Hey Greg... nice ass!
Greg: Thanks man, I just got it done by the ass groomer on 13th and Main.
Bob: Word!
Greg: Thanks man, I just got it done by the ass groomer on 13th and Main.
Bob: Word!
by Quincy Wilson April 01, 2009
by mynoduesp69420 November 17, 2021
by Troll star April 27, 2018
A snarl phrase used by right wing conspiracy mongers to attempt to paint anyone in favor of children's education including anything related to the LGBTQIA community as being pedophiles.
"I think it would be great to have copies of Dad and Dads read in schools so that kids can learn that same sex couples are just as valid of parents and anyone else."
"Ok, groomer."
"Ok, groomer."
by LeftistScum June 30, 2022
Boomer groomer.
A boomer, (usually a parent), who tries to force their outdated, ineffective, ignorant, offensive, stupid and/or absurd values onto the next generation
A boomer, (usually a parent), who tries to force their outdated, ineffective, ignorant, offensive, stupid and/or absurd values onto the next generation
"My mum told me to get a credit card and just spend money to prove to the bank I can pay it back. She is such a 'Boomer groomer'."
by Michael Aurelius November 12, 2020
a type of groomer that isn’t sexual. a groomer that plays nice and is sweet, and mostly seen as a parental figure by the person being groomed. this groomers intent is only to gain control and trust only later to abandon or turn against the one being groomed.
by villiandeku November 12, 2023
-“Hey Sam will you take my dog to the groomers for me”
“Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”
“Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”
by GettingLaid6969 March 07, 2019