shaking hands with the governor of love

Tossing Off

From Latin - Shakus Handus withus theus governorus ofus loveus - meaning choking the chicken, tossing off, wanking

From the motion of "shaking hands" with you cock (the governor of love)

I was too busy shaking hands with the governor of love to get your text

by Tom P. Cock April 21, 2006

shaking hands with the governor

Male masturbation

You: Dude, sorry I'm late.
Me: What were you doing, shaking hands with the governor?

by coyote duster April 14, 2014

governor's daughter

to insert one's pinky and forefinger (in a formation known as 'bullhorns')into some one's anus and, using these two fingers to spread the anus open, one tongue-punches the anus

That chick is so hot. I wanna give her a governor's daughter.

by sweats and treats November 10, 2006

Governor Livingston High School

A high school located in Berkeley Heights, New Jersey. The school thinks they are hot shit but really are not. Sports teams are decent, football made it to the group 2 state finals last year in Giants Stadium. Otherwise it is just a bunch of rich ass kids that have nothing better to do than smoke, dip, drink (however drinking at parties is fun with GL students) and other crap. I do not think there are any black people in the school. Maybe 5? The whites are try to be black though and act gangster but just look like fags. Otherwise, nobody hangs out with the Asian's and the teachers have no control over the students. We often make fun of the teachers hot daughter right in front of her and we show no respect.

The funniest thing like previously mentioned is open campus when kids can go out for lunch. They go onto Springfield Ave (downtown) to Subway or Subzone... or into a shopping mall south of the school to Wendys. Sounds like fun, do that every day... Hey but since we are all so rich, I guess we can afford to sacrifice the Maserati that the parents would have given the kids for the BMW or Mercedes. That will pay for their lunch.

Governor Livingston High School is full of white people.

by GL FOOTBALL September 30, 2009

Governor cuntbutt

Ex governor of Arizona Jan brewer.

Get governor cuntbutt on the phone right now

by Mrs. mornon normon July 10, 2017

Governor Forehead

Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer and her ginormous, movie screen of a forehead.

Governor Forehead is at it again.

by Monkeypox99 October 19, 2020

Puppet Democrat governor

A governor who's not really a Democrat or a Republican, someone there to get people to comply with the one he/she is a puppet for, since saying you're a Republican or Democrat is meaningless in the first place, and parties dont determine alliances.

The puppet democrat governor was in favor of anything the puppet master was in favor of.

by Solid Mantis May 27, 2020