Gordie

Me

Also plays way too much hockey

“Hi I’m Gordie”

by Hockeybro26 June 2, 2022

Gordis

A way of calling someone fat

Bro Zach is so gordis
I know he never stops eating

by Gordis Jr December 16, 2021

Gordie

A Gordie is someone who says KEWT S*#T, ALL THE TIME.

"Everything that guy says is totally kewl. He must be a Gordie"

by serious about uncles April 5, 2021

Gordy

When someone pretends to like to you but they only want your nudes and you realize they are a dumb piece of shit who is 5’9 and probably whips their butt with a fruit snack wrapper

Lliw always looks Gordy after Lacrosse practice

by Handlemeholly March 1, 2022

Gordie howe hat trick

A goal, assist, and a fight.

Assist- Start with a blow job
Goal- pounding pussy

Fight- Switch holes and hold on!
Win the game by finishing the job

Last night I preformed the Gordie Howe hat trick. Came out with a black eye ,but I still won!

by Abbjmt May 23, 2021

Gordy

His hair is blonde,his eyes are blue,the sexiest mother fucker that you'll ever do. His moto is "It may be short but it sure is skinny" A God of jokes,a real funny bunny,but be warned if you laugh at his jokes he will never stop , Its like fueling a fire with gasoline. BUT ALSO THE BESTEST FRIEND YOU MAY EVER FIND, WITHAN ASS LIKE THAT YOULL WANNA GRIND!

Damn That gordy be so fine ,I wanna make him mine.

by 240gordygene August 24, 2025

Gordy

When fishing, if you in a good spot. A Gordy will come fish as close as possible to you.

I was in a good fishing spot until some Gordy came right next to me.

by Ndogg0869 March 10, 2025