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Goot

A word invented in the Off topic chat on reddit
Mods have the big Goot
by Potato sallad June 17, 2018
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goot gang.
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Goot (Gootus)

Goot (Gootus)
noun

Goot (in old texts sometimes referred as Gootus) is the only god in Gootic religion (Gootism).

Even though they greatness send Jazzus to Gootland (the island we know as Gotland today) in order to create a safe world with the help of the Finnish people, we know very little about his existence.

Sattan the brother and arch enemy of Goot lead Franzien some time, ending in the Great-Gootic-War.
Goot (Gootus) is the name of god in the Gootic religion. Referred as they (stand alone always use singular).

You may use Goot instead of God when talking to a prayer.

Examples: Gootus Vult! What kind of Goot has your religion?
by Jazzus June 22, 2022
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Goot

adjective,

1. one who is a dopamine and pleasure and stimulation addicted goblin,

ex. one who is addicted to porn, and short-form media, and is so dependant on constant stimulation that they are unable to commit to playing a game that doesn't immediately stab a comedically large needle of dopamine directly into the player's brain.
"hey, dude you wanna run some lethal company tonight?"

"nah that game is boring, I'm just gonna touch my willy, vape, and stimulate my dopamine receptors until I cannot take pleasure in any other part of my life."

"damn, you are a goot for real, spending your time gooting like that."
by John F kennedy the 4st February 16, 2024
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Goots

Goots is person that has developed a like of eating. A goots can be described as a picture of fitness or a fitness fanatic. Goots eat a lot.
Marilyn Nogdanis and Maria Nicola is a chubby chubby goots goots
by THE PERSON OF PEOPLE June 6, 2019
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Goot

Goot is e persian word it means ass
Yaman gooton var ay baji= you have a good ass sister
by Goot mamad August 19, 2018
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gooting

rolling up a flag (usually an American one) and shoving it where the sun don't shine
Friend 1: Hey! Wanna go gooting? Flags are half off!
Friend 2: Sure! Just tell me when and where and i’ll be there!
Friend 1: Love you man!
Friend 2: Love you too bro!
by silliguy May 22, 2024
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