Goff

The sound you make when you take a dick in your throat with equal willingness and excitement

That girl really Goff'd my dick.

by Earlyfordinner1 August 26, 2022

Goff

My teacher Mr. Goff

“Hey, who’s your teach”
“ I have Goff”

by 💪💪💪 November 18, 2022

Goff in the Chat.

Choff in the gat. In other words, when your autocorrect corrects “Gotchya” into “Goff in the Chat” And your friend spends hours trying to decipher what you are saying.

Andy - “Let me know if you want to go to the movies!”
Liam - “Ahh, Goff in the chat.”
Andy - “ What the fuck did you just say to me?”

by Cap.eth February 2, 2022

GOFF

GOFF, or G.O.F.F is an abbreviation of "Go Out For Fucking". To GOFF is to go out for the sole purpose of laying pipe, or getting piped, nothing else. GOFF is pronounced similarly to "goof".

Friend_1: "So do you usually go out to party? Or..."
Friend_2: "Nope, I only GOFF!"

by MARSON XDD September 15, 2021

Goff

Refers to a grumpy old fart, particularly at a craps or other gambling table, who brings bad mojo to the table.

We gotta Goff at our 6. Let's move tables!

by Jeepam August 6, 2021

Pulling a goff

When you make a traffic stop but are up next for a call to fuck over your coworkers

Wow im getting fucked with an assault even though im not up for a call. 181 is really pulling a goff.

by The guy thats behind you July 12, 2025

Holy Goff

Weed so fire you feel like you have accended to the Heavens

Kid 1: yo bro pass the Zaa

Kid 2: ight bro I got you with some new shit

Kid 1: oh fr lemme hit it (TAKES A FAT RIP)

Kid 1: holy shit bro this shit is so good what ya call this?

Kid 2: bro you just smoked the Holy Goff

by ANAL Bible thumping June 27, 2023