Gobsmacked

UK Slang--def.

When someone is left speechless, dumbfounded, taciturn, non-plussed.

Regan: I think I'll be moving back to California.
Kennedy looked at her, gobsmacked.
Kennedy: Have you thought this through? You're my best friend, and yr leaving me?

by Babydoll75 March 22, 2019

gobsmack

Completely dumbfounded speechlessastounded. From the Irish/Scottish/Northern England word "gob" meaning "mouth".

I think it comes from the action of clapping your hand over your mouth when you are utterly surprised to the extent that you are unable to speak.

All the soccer fans were totally gobsmacked when Leicester City won the Championship.

by Tim Grim May 24, 2016

gobsmacked

When your son tells you he volunteered to go back to Syria for 9 months-after spending over $4 grand at strip clubs in 2 days

I was gobsmacked by her stupidity

by Buttershots February 22, 2019

Dark Grapes (Godsmak)

A strain of pot (female cannabis plant) invented in 2010 by DJ Xero (Landorex Mondre Maduin Oak-Miyamoto) aka MondreMAN in Laderna Heights (a subdivision of Oakland, California) which was brought out to Japan in 2011 for regular consumption in mass quantities publicly as well as dispensary based!!

(6 of the most potent OG's (Ocean Grown), crossed with 6 of the most potent Purple's, finally crossed with The Black)!!

Mondre: Yo, my nigga!! You wanna burn this blunt??

Random: What it be??

Mondre: My strain Dark Grapes (Godsmak) my nigga!!

by MondreMAN aka DJ Xero January 25, 2012

godsmacked

also known as Karma, when you do some stupid shit and, almost instantly, something bad happens right back to you. Gods way of keeping perfect balance.

This chick wouldn't let me use her bathroom at her house party! So, when I finally got in, I locked the door and dropped an upper decker in her toilet. Pleased with my actions, I kept the door locked and left through the bathroom window, only to fall face first into her muddy ass garden. I was thouroughly Godsmacked!

by helluvaguy May 24, 2008

Godsmacked

The act of stretching one's hot, sweaty, droopy scrotum over another's mouth while sleeping, in an attempt to recreate the cover from the Godsmack album, Faceless.

I noticed a pungent odor and realized I couldn't breathe. I woke up with this satchel over my face and I realized, I had just been godsmacked.

by Leviathan7 August 12, 2009

gobsmack

To be completely dumbfounded or shocked. That I know of, its origins are Irish.

I have know idea what a "gob" is or why it is common practice to smack somebody with one when they are shocked.

It seems like a rude thing to do, though.

"Well, I'll be gobsmacked!" exclaimed the taxi driver, as he watched two sworn enemies hug.

by Yogi!! April 18, 2005