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Geek Of All Trades
DaVinci was the king of all GOATS. He pretty much knew everything about everything.
GOAT by holtrain July 30, 2011
The wrinkly area between the punis and the anus.
S: So.. I've been laying on the coach like a crippled manatee rubbing my goat.
A: Don't you mean your punis?
S: No the wrinkly area below.

A: Wow... that's new to me. Bet you were stroking out loud you sick goat shagger.
S: Whatever... you're missing out on something brah.
GOAT by mila_punis April 15, 2015
"hi im sexy, and i'm a human"-some chick
"na babe, im not that into you!"- smart dude
"OMG! why! u been cheatin on me?"- some chick
"Yes"- smart dude
"Wit who!?!?!"- some chick
"A goat"- smart dude
"dammit, ill never compete with a goat
Goat: A person place or thing that is extremely ugly and/or extremely stupid.

Being a Goat is never a good sign of your popularity while either at the work place, or in a school environment.

This term is to be used as a adjective to describe someone/something.
Yo kid, you are such a Goat! *BAaaaaaHHH!*
Kid: :( Awhh
Goat by New trends 101 April 9, 2011
An animal that is the polar opposite of the phoenix.
"Hey look, it's a goat, the opposite of a phoenix."
goat by AQuaTIIC sans March 3, 2020
hot, tall, men from ireland with killer accents. also known to have a beercan
Yo did you check out the beercan on that goat?
goat by widdlebunny September 21, 2005