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Gnome

Acting like a gnome
acting like a bastard midget

who runs around thinking they are THEE SHIT
but they arent.

A little person mainly a male who fucks other

homo sapiens for only pleasure

sometimes a woman who trots around a mall,
and scares little children out of the fake bushes..\

it also may be a small child who cries in a corner
b cuz they don't get enough attention

and gets hit in the thigh
with a spiked whip
.....................
THat Gnome jsut fucked me...

Greg: that little cunt kicked me

Belinda: Well, that's a gnomy move kick her ass

Greg: I cant it was a little gnome who cries a lot. it might hit me with a spiked whip
by kenequa July 23, 2009
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the superior race to humans, often do cool poses to kill non-gnomes
Grandpa Gnome: GNOMES!
by my cool September 5, 2017
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Gnome is another word for idiot. (This because gnomes have hollow heads.)
Susan you fucking gnome
by E-pizzel April 9, 2018
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A gnome is superior to all other life forces. Gnomes are the most epic creatures and could take down the U.S army with ought even trying.
Bob: did you hear about the gnomes?
Chris: yeah. I hope they win in the war against gnelfs.
by Epic gnomes February 23, 2019
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A garden toy that is often given as an award for a person that makes an ass of themselves at parties.
Did you see that girl, she was so drunk at that party she made out with an old guy, she deserves a gnome award.
by CanadianAnalyst November 4, 2011
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A magical love monster, usually found in Jon Stuckey's garden.
"Why Jon your gnomes are plentiful"
by Jimmy Full Stats April 9, 2013
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That bloke is a gnome!
by Loopt March 1, 2017
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