All systems wound up beyond the safe limit; literally, the needle on an analog dial has gone right round the dial, so far round that it's hit the peg marking the Zero poistion from the back.
Also known as redlining.
Also known as redlining.
by Eighth of Seven January 7, 2007
Those massive holes in peoples' ear lobes after getting them stretched to the size of their fist practically. They're pretty gross but some people think they're cool...although I think they're mentally ill.
Guy 1: OMG what is that THING in your ear?
Guy 2: its an ear gauge. Basically a massive gaping hole in my ear.
Guy 1: Eww *runs away*
Guy 2: its an ear gauge. Basically a massive gaping hole in my ear.
Guy 1: Eww *runs away*
by HellzAngeL13 July 31, 2009
hottiebabe_69: hey asl?
1337geek: You're thirteen, aren't you?
hottiebabe_69: OMG!!!11! HOW'D U NO?!
1337geek: Gauge age. e_e
1337geek: You're thirteen, aren't you?
hottiebabe_69: OMG!!!11! HOW'D U NO?!
1337geek: Gauge age. e_e
by Imakoo April 7, 2006
Crazy ass song by Triple six Mafia (now known as Three 6 Mafia) with sick ass lyrics by Lord Infamous.
Lord Infamous: Infamous Is Comin Strapped
Like An Italian Arabic Iraqui
I Wreckon Ya South American
Killa Guerilla Columbian Muslim Or Some Loop Maniac
Comin To Rip Yo Damn Head Of Yo Neck Put Yo Heart In The Back
Then I Sprinkle Yo Ashes And Straight To The Head For The Chief
Of The Blunt And The Indicut Down In My Stash
I Reside In The Insane Asylum, The Bodies I Pound Them, On Infamous Island Where Ther is No Smilin', The Niggas Buckwild, The Weapons Are Silenced
Theres Nothin But Violence
Military Barbarian Buck Em And Bury Em, Fuck With The Scarier, Insanitarium, Popper And Carry Em, Theres No Merry Love, Only Murder Blood
Till I Take Something Worse
Outta All Ah These Hollow Points Burst In Disperse,
Goin Through Flesh And Bone Through The Back Of Your Shirt
You'll Be Burnt Up And Buried In Dirt, That'll Work
The Scarecrow Be Smokin These Niggas For Shit
They Cant Get With These Bitches They'll Never Compare
Im Comin From The Land Of Triple-6 Niggas
Still Suffering Everyday That I Swear
I See Them Fuckin Pressin On They Brother Mane
It Happens Everyday Dont Me Grab The Gauge
Dangerously I Play I Best To Kill With Gauge
And Put Yo Body In The Back Of That Gray Chevrolet
Like An Italian Arabic Iraqui
I Wreckon Ya South American
Killa Guerilla Columbian Muslim Or Some Loop Maniac
Comin To Rip Yo Damn Head Of Yo Neck Put Yo Heart In The Back
Then I Sprinkle Yo Ashes And Straight To The Head For The Chief
Of The Blunt And The Indicut Down In My Stash
I Reside In The Insane Asylum, The Bodies I Pound Them, On Infamous Island Where Ther is No Smilin', The Niggas Buckwild, The Weapons Are Silenced
Theres Nothin But Violence
Military Barbarian Buck Em And Bury Em, Fuck With The Scarier, Insanitarium, Popper And Carry Em, Theres No Merry Love, Only Murder Blood
Till I Take Something Worse
Outta All Ah These Hollow Points Burst In Disperse,
Goin Through Flesh And Bone Through The Back Of Your Shirt
You'll Be Burnt Up And Buried In Dirt, That'll Work
The Scarecrow Be Smokin These Niggas For Shit
They Cant Get With These Bitches They'll Never Compare
Im Comin From The Land Of Triple-6 Niggas
Still Suffering Everyday That I Swear
I See Them Fuckin Pressin On They Brother Mane
It Happens Everyday Dont Me Grab The Gauge
Dangerously I Play I Best To Kill With Gauge
And Put Yo Body In The Back Of That Gray Chevrolet
by Infamous da Scarecrow January 30, 2012
A girl with a huge ass. One's gauge is determined by taking both hands and extending both the thumbs and pinkies and putting one's thumbs together. The distance from one end of the pinky to the other is both one's gauge and the ideal width for a girl's ass. It is considered acceptable to go outside one's gauge within one hand length, but further than that is a complete "gauge buster" and should either not be done, or should be admonished by peers.
I got cowboy drunk last night and ended up busting the shit out of my gauge (with a gauge buster). I woke up praying she was gone in the morning, but she was in the kitchen shoveling cream cheese into her mouth with Ritz crackers.
by Dan Dobbin July 15, 2006
a figurative meter one may have to convey the intensity reading of to another to let them know how big they plan on going party wise. (using reverse rainbow order so violet being lowest and red being highest)
Mike: Let's pick up a case and then hit a few bars
Brad: What's your rage gauge reading right now
Mike: sort of a light teal , but it's definitely rising. What about you.
Brad: I would have to say like a dirty mauve color....let do son let do!
Brad: What's your rage gauge reading right now
Mike: sort of a light teal , but it's definitely rising. What about you.
Brad: I would have to say like a dirty mauve color....let do son let do!
by provider44 January 17, 2010
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