Ass Gasket

Muscles around your butthole.

I bent over, farted and blew an ass gasket!

by cushybushy March 13, 2015

ass gasket

The paper gasket that hangs that is dispensed in some shit houses that goes between your ass and the toilet seat which keeps the nasty AIDS infested cumshots and trapeze jumping, period juice diving pussy crabs off your ass.

Donald Trump used an ass gasket to protect his ass when he sat down to take a dump because there was shit all over the toilet seat.

by Gabe Oyce July 13, 2018

Ass gasket

The disposable paper ring that goes on the toilet seat for sanitary purposes

You must use an ass gasket when someone pisses on the toilet seat to protect yourself from germs.

by Badapple187 July 13, 2022

turbo gasket

Someone who is unbelievabley rubbish at something. Their actions bring shame to those around them.

Sig Angus came into work with no clothes on, he is a turbo gasket!

by wildman, AB December 05, 2013

flange gasket

Cervical opening within the vagina.

Flange gasket is at full stretch, gloves are on!

by Browsaway November 14, 2017

hot rod gasket

A condom.

I went to the 7-11 for a hot rod gasket but the lady there didn't understand. I had to show her...

by Bluesheart April 15, 2016

Blow a gasket

It means when you're so angry (or very bitchy) that you blow a gasket or blow up basically. Like bomb from the Angry Birds...

Person 1: Oh Lawd, here we go again, she's gonna blow
Person 2 OH LAWD SHE GON' BLOW A GASKET
Person 3 *growling noises* WHERE'S MY CAKE?!

by ur_mom_waswitme_under the tabl June 27, 2023