by Beans burnt July 22, 2020
by Big Chief Smackahoe May 18, 2009
when performing the sexual act involving sticking one's tongue down someones ear resulting in earwax stuck on your tongue.
"i like giving my boyfriend earlingus but i always get earwax stuck onto my tongue."
"you got yourself some earlingus fungus, that's nasty!"
"you got yourself some earlingus fungus, that's nasty!"
by mynameisjeff March 18, 2015
Semi-solidified secretions of the vagina resulting in the unfortunate fungal infestation of a sexually-immoral female individual.
Usually mouldy-cheese in appearance and emanates a somewhat foul, musty odour.
Usually mouldy-cheese in appearance and emanates a somewhat foul, musty odour.
"I took home with me a stunning companion from the prestigious Garage nightclub in Glasgow only to find a horrifying harvest of flap fungus lurking..."
by flaplover February 02, 2010
He is a fungus and also a fungus there's not much more to say. Like a fungus he is old and has grandpa-like qualities.
Fungus the chungus what did you do with your baby?
Fungus: "hhhwwwooohhhattt, I yeetused that fetus"
Fungus: "hhhwwwooohhhattt, I yeetused that fetus"
by FungusChungusYeetusfetus May 12, 2019
Beard or moustache, esp. one of poor coverage or one that is poorly groomed.
Often found on the faces of hipsters, although these examples tend to be groomed to excess.
Often found on the faces of hipsters, although these examples tend to be groomed to excess.
by Tangoes with Dingoes September 28, 2015
Bro: yo I was so fucked when I was fungus dripping last night
Homie: I know man I saw u losing your shit earlier
Homie: I know man I saw u losing your shit earlier
by marshwallow March 23, 2018