monkey fuck

to light a cigarette with another cigarette.

say, let me get a monkey fuck off your cigarette.

by e caskey March 24, 2003

Son Of A Monkey Fuck

A Different Nore Original Way Of Saying " Son Of A Bitch!" Son of a bitch

Jess: *Loses a £20 Bet To Soph* Son Of A Monkey Fuck!!

by Sophii October 4, 2006

funky spunky monkey

the funky spunky monkey is the act where a big bold black jazz artist slams his girl in a funky calm way and then ejaculates inside her vagina

girl : did you just funky spunky monkey?

guy: yeee gal, right in yo puss ( he says in a jazzy sound )

girl : omg you're so thoughtful

by jakesweg May 21, 2016

crippled monkey fuck

taking a legless female to the park and fucking her while on the monkeybars. then after sexual satisfaction taking the wheelchair and her clothes with you and calling the cops to see her hanging off the monkey bars naked.

I hooked up with this crippled bitch last night an gave her the crippled monkey fuck at the park near my house. I video taped it, and u can see the cops taking turns with her instead of helping her.

by heyo October 18, 2006

Monkey Fuck

To light your cigarette (smoke) from another persons cigarette - usually from a close friend or family member. This is only carried out when a lighter is not immediately available.

Sharon I need to Monkey Fuck your smoke as I can't find the lighter.

by lochon October 25, 2009

fuck my monkey

1. Yet another exclaimation of extreme disappointment. Usually uttered after a disheartending discovery.

2. Used in place of "I'll be!", or "you are kidding me".

"You dumped a bowl of icecream on the carpet?? Aw, fuck my monkey!"

"Well, fucky my monkey.... I just saw my cousin on TV!"

by towanda March 23, 2005

Holy Ass Raping Monkey Fuck, Batman!

A Catchpharse that parodies the catchphrases Robin uses to inform Batman that there is trouble!

Robin: Holy ass raping monkey fuck, Batman! That doesn't come in a Route 44!!!
Batman: Oh fuck me!!!

by Stabbed Hooker 10 November 29, 2010