Jerking off into your coffee in the breakroom
by BeerWeedVape April 15, 2021
Get the Fucking the dogmug. This phrase does not mean what it says... It is an easy and stealthy to mention to anyone that you had sex with the ugly guy/girl at the bar/club/restaurant . To people that aren't aware they may think its a joke , but your friends will!
Bro 1 : I was at the pub last night and when I got home, I fucked the dog.
Dude 1 : Wow dude thats funny but obviously you dont have sex with animals
Bro 2 : damn mate , why would u fuck her, dont u know theres much prettier women at the pub
Dude 1 : Wow dude thats funny but obviously you dont have sex with animals
Bro 2 : damn mate , why would u fuck her, dont u know theres much prettier women at the pub
by yeaokbuddy December 17, 2022
Get the I Fucked The Dogmug. John: "Hey make sure you don't eat that piece of metal!" John 2: "Oh I already did." John: "Well Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday!"
by Meatloaf.BD March 30, 2025
Get the Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesdaymug. to screw the pooch; to mess up
When you fuck up badly e.g fumbling a 10 or poorly hiding the dismembered remains of your teacher Mr. Finn when he asks you why you're late for the 3rd time this week
When you fuck up badly e.g fumbling a 10 or poorly hiding the dismembered remains of your teacher Mr. Finn when he asks you why you're late for the 3rd time this week
James: yo did you recharge the cart?
Kendrick Lamar: nah dog I totally forgot
James: dude you fucked the dog on that one
fuck the dog: to screw up
Kendrick Lamar: nah dog I totally forgot
James: dude you fucked the dog on that one
fuck the dog: to screw up
by irate_armadillo June 10, 2024
Get the fuck the dogmug. hey whos that guy and whats he doing doing
thats rodeen with glasses in fortnite with his dog and fucking his dog while he sleeps
thats rodeen with glasses in fortnite with his dog and fucking his dog while he sleeps
by CheeseOkBettLmao May 20, 2022
Get the rodeen with glasses in fortnite with his dog and fucking his dog while he sleepsmug. when you screwed up, screwed up real bad. when everything has been fucked. the dog is the situation and boy have you fucked it. lord help you.
by ligmasugmafugma January 28, 2024
Get the fuck the dogmug. They don't go skiing, or swimming, or play basketball or football.... no... they hate all of that, but they love to go Dog Fucking!!!
by ackerman_tyler May 17, 2025
Get the Dog Fuckingmug.