crotch friction

When you're so fucking fat your legs rub against each other creating crotch friction, possibly leading to a fire in your panties.

Jesus christ listen to that crotch friction as that fat bitch walks!

by BA1 November 28, 2007

friction fit

technical term for shoving something into a tight spot and hoping it'll stick

My dad saved money on screws by making a friction fit chair. Now I have a broken tailbone.

by resamoc June 05, 2023

icky friction

Beard on beard action.

Two bearded or bestubbled men kissing. Gross that's icky friction.

by Reno McStevens August 06, 2012

Friction Retard

Stupid-looking male, often with short vertical hair, who appears as though he has become retarded by being pulled behind a car by his feet while his head dragged on the ground. See also dickhead

Who is that friction retard over there, who looks like he's fly-catching with his bottom lip?

by pinkyandrexa February 15, 2011

Bottle Friction

DudemanOG, also known as Jake, rubs bottles in between his hands to feel the heat created by simple friction.

I love Bottle Friction. His content is so refreshing.

by thomas4good October 12, 2021

friendly friction

Consensual sex and or intercourse. It happens when friends create friction in the right places with another.

Danny: I'm freakin' out over Annika! We got close last night and were interrupted. Couldn't finish.
Flip: No good, man. Not at all.
Danny: We're meeting in an hour. We're gonna get right to the friendly friction!

by von groovy August 20, 2017

False Friction

Alliterative phrase used when someone is paranoid that there is "friction" (tension) between them and someone else. The "friction" is usually exaggerated and "false", e.g. non existent.

1)
A: "hm, why hasn't Julie 'phoned me"
B: "she is busy, stop creating false friction"

2)
A: "I think there is some false friction between me and Lucy"
B: "dude, thats not false, you tried to kiss her at the airport!"

by False Friction July 23, 2005