Combination of faux and fucking which means simulating the act of having sex. Pronounced "faux king".
"George was faucking John last night--he kept on humping his leg". Or, "I was getting a lapdance from some girl at the bar and she started faucking me."
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1) To frank; to compare one's dick size to another's without limit or concern apart from than the temporary, later empty, self-satisfaction one receives from feeling like the best at any given subject, even if just for a moment.
2) To frank; to be ominously present, using overbearing phone calls/text messages or an uncomfortably close proximity to satiate one's lustful or lecherous intentions.
1) To frank; to compare one's dick size to another's without limit or concern apart from than the temporary, later empty, self-satisfaction one receives from feeling like the best at any given subject, even if just for a moment.
2) To frank; to be ominously present, using overbearing phone calls/text messages or an uncomfortably close proximity to satiate one's lustful or lecherous intentions.
1) Guy 1: Dude, my new car gets 40 miles per gallon!
Guy 2: Oh yeah? Well mine gets 42 miles per gallon AND it can make me a sammich.
^(Dicks have just been measured, Guy 1 has just been franked).
2) Girl 1: All I did was tell him he was a really nice guy and a good friend. Now he calls and texts me every night...
Girl 2: Can't he take a hint?
Girl 1: No! Wait, are those binoculars sticking out of my hedges?
Girl 2:He's totally franking!
Guy 2: Oh yeah? Well mine gets 42 miles per gallon AND it can make me a sammich.
^(Dicks have just been measured, Guy 1 has just been franked).
2) Girl 1: All I did was tell him he was a really nice guy and a good friend. Now he calls and texts me every night...
Girl 2: Can't he take a hint?
Girl 1: No! Wait, are those binoculars sticking out of my hedges?
Girl 2:He's totally franking!
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Get the Farking mug.When you are getting ready to do a girl from behind you take a slightly warmed hot dog and stick it in her vagina instead. You then declare "It's in there!" then you sneak out of the room and wait to see how long it takes until she notices that it's not you.
Chris: I totally gave my girlfriend the franking privilege last night!
JC: Was she pissed when she found out it was a hot dog?
Chris: Yeah, but then I face fucked her and told her to shut up.
JC: Was she pissed when she found out it was a hot dog?
Chris: Yeah, but then I face fucked her and told her to shut up.
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who is extremely precise about pronunciation told us
FRICKING means to masturbate.
and he said it was an old english term.
thats as far into the subject he would go,
as he is very posh, proper and was 'uncomfortable' talking about the meaning of the word.
people might usually assosiate this world with the film napoleon dynamite.
who is extremely precise about pronunciation told us
FRICKING means to masturbate.
and he said it was an old english term.
thats as far into the subject he would go,
as he is very posh, proper and was 'uncomfortable' talking about the meaning of the word.
people might usually assosiate this world with the film napoleon dynamite.
this conversation is how i found out the meaning of the word:
Me: Gimme my pen back
Jess: No you fricking idiot its mine
Teacher: What did you just say?!
(it progressed from there)
Me: Gimme my pen back
Jess: No you fricking idiot its mine
Teacher: What did you just say?!
(it progressed from there)
by Treulf September 25, 2006
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