five footers

mexican laborers; usually in the landscape, construction, or restuarant industry.

How many five footers you have on that crew that cuts grass?

by jamie & Melanie Skelly November 30, 2007

Hot Footer

A derogatory term for persons of Hispanic descent. It originated from the Delaware Department of Transportation Diversity Spotlight newsletter.

It is never ever acceptable to refer to a
Hispanic/Latino co-worker as a “spic”
“wetback” or “hot footer.” This is
derogatory.

by bboynfuel May 15, 2009

Thousand Footer

A thousand footer is a flaming lesbian that can be pointed out immediately, even if a thousand feet away. She is so noticable, you think it may even be a womanly man.

A Thousand Footer is:
Short/Buzzed Hair
Spiked Jelled Hair
Manly Walk
Manly Presence
Face Piercing (Eyebrow, Tongue)

by Puck Spice December 2, 2007

Lick his forty-footer

If anyone says this to you, they are referring to Jeon Jungkook’a forty-foot length cock, or anyone that’s known to have a big dick.

Bts fan 1: wow I love Jeon Jungkook!

Bts fan 2: yeah, I wanna lick his forty-footer

Bts fan 1: I think everyone does

by Ciyanabanana August 13, 2020

Brown Footer

A person that has a brown foot from kick people in the ass so hard it comes out brown.

John is a brown footer. I wouldn't want to get in a fight with him.

by Mcjissycumpants December 6, 2010

free footer

A person who does not use cruise control on the highway. They accelerate and decelerate, passing and having to be passed repeatedly over the course of several miles.

I have to hit my brake again, because that free footer just merged in front of me for the fourteenth time.

by DarkStarScott September 24, 2015

three hundred footer

A person that looks great from a distance, but looks ugly close up.

Yesterday I came to a crosswalk and let a beautiful woman cross the street, it wasn't till he waved at me that I realized he was a three hundred footer.

by Kahionwiioh April 4, 2016