five footers

mexican laborers; usually in the landscape, construction, or restuarant industry.

How many five footers you have on that crew that cuts grass?

by jamie & Melanie Skelly November 08, 2007

Hot Footer

A derogatory term for persons of Hispanic descent. It originated from the Delaware Department of Transportation Diversity Spotlight newsletter.

It is never ever acceptable to refer to a
Hispanic/Latino co-worker as a “spic”
“wetback” or “hot footer.” This is
derogatory.

by bboynfuel May 15, 2009

Thousand Footer

A thousand footer is a flaming lesbian that can be pointed out immediately, even if a thousand feet away. She is so noticable, you think it may even be a womanly man.

A Thousand Footer is:
Short/Buzzed Hair
Spiked Jelled Hair
Manly Walk
Manly Presence
Face Piercing (Eyebrow, Tongue)

by Puck Spice November 09, 2007

Lick his forty-footer

If anyone says this to you, they are referring to Jeon Jungkook’a forty-foot length cock, or anyone that’s known to have a big dick.

Bts fan 1: wow I love Jeon Jungkook!

Bts fan 2: yeah, I wanna lick his forty-footer

Bts fan 1: I think everyone does

by Ciyanabanana August 13, 2020

free footer

A person who does not use cruise control on the highway. They accelerate and decelerate, passing and having to be passed repeatedly over the course of several miles.

I have to hit my brake again, because that free footer just merged in front of me for the fourteenth time.

by DarkStarScott August 17, 2015

five footer

Something that looks good from 5 feet away, but up close is not real good.

That car is a five footer.

by Pops Fereal August 02, 2023

Tallahassee Swamp Footer

When a Male/Female gives a Male a foot job with athletes foot.

I think kristy wants to give me a Tallahassee Swamp Footer.

by N1T3AL November 29, 2020