Floof

Floof is something nice people say or do in order to make someone like them. Floof can either be sincere, When someone genuinely wants the other person to like them, or insincere, as in when someone wants you to like them in order to put you off your guard.

This Twitter meme is very high quality floof.

by JasRee July 30, 2020

Floof

The sound when a massive eruption of diarea slams into the toilet bowl.

Bob H.: Jerry I sat down and a second later it was like, FLOOF (flings arms in air) all over the place!!

by J to the C man June 13, 2010

Floof

Verb- To take your hand and use it inn a claw like manner to push somes hair in an upwards motion on the side of your head. While doing this the floofer sings the word 'floof' in the key of D. This is used to show friendly affection.

I just floofed you

by Song and Dance Man August 1, 2010

Floof Fansen

The correct spelling of the current Nightwish vocalist, often misspelled as “Floor Jansen”.

Tarja Turunen and Anette Olzon were better in Nightwish than Floof Fansen.

by Agent Peach February 15, 2021

diddler on the floof

A person who molests dogs. Especially fluffy ones.

Joe Nofi is a really sick fuck! He's a diddler on the floof!

by Colonel Lingus March 2, 2020

danger floof

A bear, tiger or any other vicious fuzzy animal.

Jamal: Oh SHIT, that's a Danger Floof!
*In loving memory of Jamal*
nope rope

by MyNameJuan April 6, 2017

goof the floof

Scientology slang for masturbation

Xenu took the last moments he had in office to really goof the floof.

by supressive_person August 4, 2006