Flexican standoff

When two gym rats aggressively lock eyes while lifting. (Often with flexual tension)

Bro these two bros were totaling having a flexican standoff . It wasn't gay though

by StarvinMarvin December 31, 2017

Flexitis

Flexitis is a serious medical condition currently on the rise in North America. It pertains to cases of extreme flexing on your fellas even though the actually don't give half a shit. As of January 24th, 2017 the CDC had reported over 245 cases in 17 US States, and had voiced worries of the disease spreading out of country and possibly overseas.
(NOTE: This disease can only be diagnosed with someone holding a certified nigga pass)

Fella with flexitis: Yeah I got another 150 on deck its crazy
You: I'm sorry sir, but I may just have to diagnosis you with terminal flexitis

by wallabyfromjapasstv January 25, 2018

Flexadaptable

Able to be flexible and adaptable at the same time.

During Covid-19 people coped by being flexadaptable. If you can be flexible and adaptable at the same time - you are Flexadaptable! One who is capable of flexadaptability is Flexadaptable.

by Lenzlah March 9, 2021

facebook flexin

talks shit over facebook but can barely stand up for them selfs any other time.

liz:(typing)if anyone talks shit about me again it wont be pretty let me find out.

kenny: STOP FACEBOOK FLEXIN YOU KNOW YOU WOULDNT BE SAYING THT IF YOU WASNT ON FACEBOOK

by yusuck March 28, 2011

Flexing your facebook muscles

When somebody on facebook will start fights and act tougher than they really are just because they have the protection of the internet with them. They do this to make themselves feel better just like flexing their muscles.

Tough guy: Hey you bitch whore, these scenic pictures you took really fucking suck.
You: Why are you trying to start something? What are you trying to prove? Quit flexing your facebook muscles.
Tough guy: Hey I'm sorryz for being so mean. I owe you for life. I'm going to go wash my face in shame now.

by VulgarOverlord May 5, 2011

flexing out

Passing out from flexing too hard and too long

Man that guy totally ended up flexing out at the gym from showing off for a totally rocking babe

by Nosilla Rellim October 18, 2013

flexible

adj. Capable of inserting one's head in one's own rectum.

Did you hear management's latest plan? They must be the most flexible people on the planet.

by bbobb January 25, 2003