Flassing

1.flossing one's ass.

2.To floss an ass.

"Robin likes to Flass his mom"

"Where is Sanders? He's flassing"

"Sure am Glad I'm not flassing....like Robin is in the Gazebo...with his mom"

by Cyrus224 October 13, 2005

Lawn Flossing

The act of giving oral sex to a Hairy Partner, and simultaneously getting your teeth flossed by their pubic hairs.

I once saw two hairy lesbians Lawn Flossing.
Some men like Lawn Flossing.

by The_TermPaper February 24, 2011

Flex Flossin

Acting as if you are rich, when in fact, your not. Spending money that you know you cant afford. similar to frontin or being nigga rich. Like when someone tries to Flex their muscles to look buffer than they are.

Person A:"Man you see that Nigga? He got one pair of Jordans and he thinks he's the shit."

Person B: "Yeah that nigga needs to quit Flex Flossin"

by Kai Weezy May 18, 2010

Palatka Flossin

Young boys, in there 3000$ 2 wheel drive V6 trucks they bought off of Facebook market place, who claim to be balling AKA “flossin” in Palatka Florida, “P town” if your a real inbred like the majority of palatkas population. If you are “Palatka Flossin” everytime you see another rusty and or beaten Sh#tbox or a squated truck with no mufflers, you must stick both hands out the window like a moron with both pointer fingers up. Indicating you like 2 fingers in the Butt.

Woah his 93 c1500 is so Palatka flossin bro!

by Thesadtruth0202 November 5, 2018

flossin season

When the ballers take their winter wheels off their rides and put their rims back on: Flossin Season is open

That's the fifth Box Chevy I've seen with rims back on, Flossin Season must be open

by Treacherous Wendy July 24, 2014

flesking

when you gotta fake being high to impress your friends

"brooo there so high,are you too? "Nah bro im just flesking it rn"

by Logicsdad April 5, 2019

Tie Flossing

Defined by the usage of a colleague's tie to floss one's anal region.

The tie should ideally have been removed from the victim before flossing commences however in extreme circumstances flossing can be achieved while still attached.

Correct flossing procedure is as follows;

1. tie should be slipped inside the front of ones pants (trousers)

2. tie should be posted between legs

3. one hand should be slipped inside the back of one's pants and the tie end should be located

4. tie end should be pulled out of the back of one's pants

If correctly executed, one end of the tie should be visible exiting the front of one's pants, and the other end should be visible exiting from the back of one's pants.

the action is completed by taking each end of the tie in a different hand and pulling alternately upwards, thus causing the tie to repeatedly brush past one's anus resulting in the transfer of odor and in some cases liquid and physical matter to the said tie.

If deemed necessary, the tie may also be posted inside one's under-garments, resulting in a more offensive nasal experience once the tie is removed.

caution: the 'inside-under-garment' method can result in heavy chaffing and in extreme cases testicle ripping.

Bystander 1: That gentleman stole my muffin!

Bystander 2: I suggest you demonstrate your unease at this occurance by tie flossing with his tie.

Bystander 1: Jolly good idea

by tiebandit September 8, 2011